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Living Happily Ever After
by Pirate Turner
The fireworks began the very first day
He started keeping her at the castle.
He was rude, uncouth, and overbearing,
And some might say she was a sassy lass.
Yet despite his offensive remarks,
Shiny fangs, razor sharp nails,
And the -- ouch! -- loudness of his roar,
They slowly forged a friendship that
Grew and grew until it blossomed into far more
And their eyes became sparkly with love
The night she took off his purple cape.
That romantic night led them
Into a new world of love, trust, and romance
That led to their living happily ever after.
The End