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Jeeves and the Misleading Advertisment
"I say, Jeeves, could you get some 'Zap' when you do your marketing?"
"Why does sir want some may I ask?"
"Haven't you seen this advertisement? 'Zap- gets rid of aunts in 24 hours',
sound just the ticket, what?"
"I rather fear, sir, that there has been an error on the part of the
copywriter or typesetter. The product is an insecticide, for use on ants."
"You're sure? Couldn't you get some just in case?"
"No, sir."
"Ah well, you know best Jeeves."
"Thank you, sir"
Fin