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Love on the High Seas: Seven For Rescuing
by Pirate Turner
"This won't hurt a bit." The dark Wizard gloated over Salem's head. "It'll hurt more than a thousand bees stinging, worse than a fireball exploding in your heart -- !"
"You were right the first time," Salem murmured through his pain.
The Wizard looked at him in confusion. Salem's green eyes met his gaze. "It'll hurt you," he hissed. The Wizard gulped as a smile curved Salem's lips.
Before the Wizard could respond, seven wands raised from the shadows, seven voices whispered as one, and good magick struck his evil heart. As the Wizard crumpled, Salem's men rushed to his rescue.
The End