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by HighKiller
Dear Logan,
Hi chere~ Ah miss ya! Der's so much Ah wanna tell ya, but ah'd hate ta ruin th' surpirse~ Ah went dow' ta Hank de ot'er day, said mah hand is doin' better. But it still hurts, wish ya were here ta make me feel betta'. When ya comin home from the mission? Did ya catch that mutan'? Are ya hurt? My favorite muscle still workin'? ~_^
Thin' Bobby misses pyro, he's walkin 'round like a pupp' who misses his master. Hasn' even pulled a prank since he lef'..... Even Chuck seems depress'd. Mabe' he misses Maggy? He's keepin' in his room mor', or th' office'.
Mansin's so quiet, kinda creepy. Wish ya were hear ta drive the nightmar's away. How are your nightmar's? Hav' ya punckered th' bed? Ah actully miss goin' shoppin' wid ya ta get a new one every oth'r day. Th' bed's so cold widout ya there ta help warm it.
An' ah miss ya.... Well... Keepin' thos' 'monters' from gettin bored. /:) 'M sure dey miss us tryin ta 'reproduce' several time's a nigh'.
Speakin' of reproducin', 'member when ah told ya 'bout Hank doin' tha' thing ta Bobby so he 'n Pyro could hav' a babe? Well he needed a test subj'ct. Ah volunteered th' nigh' befor' ya left. You can figure th' rest out can't ya?
Ah'd hate ta, but ah must be gettin' on down ta bed, Hank'll kill meh if I'm not in bed. I miss ya~<3
Remy LeBeau
P.S. Alec misses ya too, he's cryin fo' his big daddy ta come and rock 'im ta sleep. Po' thing, has ta sle'p with mama cause he's scar'd a the monster, says he ne'ds papa ta chase it aw'y.
We love ya, ya big lug~
P.S.S. Ah miss ya so bad mon aumor~ When ya get hom' yer gonna get jump'd an' kissed lik' I'm nev' gonna see ya agin'. Then I'm gonna take ya up to the bedroom an' show ya how bad I have missed you. I'm going to wear... THAT also. 'course when ya cum off'a that plane, all yer gonna see is my coat and lips. Don' wanna show off too much of me, oui?
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