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Adam's Universe: Methos Kinks

Summary:

Methos thinks about the Highlander--in rhyme.

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Work Text:

Do I think
he knows my kink

For leather ties
and telling lies?

I saunter. Posture. Sprawl on beds.
Offer my head.

Sword at throat
I pause to gloat.

End on my knees,
an offer to please.

But fulfillment only comes in dreams.
Or jeans.

He thinks I have a kink for beer.
Doesn't know the one for fear.

I see him frown
so play the clown,

Pitching caps
into gaps.

I know I'm sick
when I become his sidekick.

But the touch of him
on my skin

Drives the fantasy -
thank god he can't see -

One day the Champion
will be my companion.

I have no compunction.
Kinks serve a function.

Keeping me sane
even though I complain.

Staying alive
to save his hide.

Even Dark
I know his mark

Is on me, in me,
like I want him to be.

Instead I wait in wondering
and dream of plundering

The immortal Scot
for whom I've got

Much more than a kink -
god, I need a drink.

August 2004

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