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He Took Viagra Tonight
by Scribe
(to the tune of She's Got a Ticket to Ride)
Been married thirty-five years,
Sex used to be gooood, yeah.
But things cool off over time,
I'm not in the mooood.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
I'm lockin' the door.
I don't mind it once a week,
it's over and done, yeah.
If he used a little technique
it could be so fun.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight,
I'm getting my gun.
I don't know why he thinks he's a stud.
He's just a fumbler,
a booty-bumbler in bed.
It's my fault he don't know he's a dud.
My mama told me,
"Just keep him happy," when we were wed.
Suing those pharmacy guys
won't bring me relief, hey.
My man want's to get in my briefs
six times a day.
Oh, he took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
He took Viagra tonight.
I'm calling the law.
I'm calling the law.