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A Red Hot Commander
by Fizzbin
A red hot commander was Kirk,
Endearingly handsome -- no jerk,
And, ever so brave,
No fear made him cave,
So danger he never did shirk.
His XO's demeanor was grave
(Some thought him a cold-blooded knave);
That Vulcan, named Spock,
Was Kirk's constant rock
Through many a risky close shave.
Kirk's love life? 'Twas frankly a shock --
Ten floozies at every space dock!
He wasn't a prick;
Fleet's realpolitik
Made marriage somewhat of a crock.
But Spock did demolish that shtick,
Though chancing his captain would squick;
Seductively dressed,
His love he confessed.
Said Kirk, "Dearest friend, take me quick!"
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Fizzbin
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