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Break A Leg
by BuffyAngel68
"No, DiNozzo. Absolutely not."
"Gibbs..."
"I don't care. You must've been outta your mind to think I'd agree to this."
"It's for charity, Boss. C'mon, you know I can do it."
"Probably. Doesn't change my mind."
"I've always wanted this chance, Gibbs. I'm beggin' you, don't pull rank and take it away from me..."
"Forget it, Tony. We both know you are *way* too accident prone to be swinging around on a harness playing Peter Pan! I need you at work and at home. Let Toys For Tots get somebody else, damn it, 'cause as of now... you're grounded."
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