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Frowny Rhymes With Brownie
by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Captain Kirk walked through the Enterprise-A mess hall, looking for a seat. He was holding a plate laden with brownies and ice cream.
He saw McCoy waving to him, but he hesitated. Bones would start again on him about his diet...
"Jim! Have you heard?" Bones called. "The avocado is the new symbol of your relationship with Spock."
Well, that had nothing to do with his weight. Kirk sat down across from McCoy and started to eat. "Why?"
"It's green, like him, and it has a high fat content, like--"
Kirk stuck out his tongue. It was covered in chocolate.
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