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Buns of Steel
by J.D.
"I just realized something."
"What?"
"By being the Man of Steel you also got another title."
"Yeah, it's Superman, Bruce."
"No, not that. I mean that by being acknowledged as the Man of Steel you also got saddled with the fascinating right to claim be the proud owner of the original Buns of Steel."
......
"It was just a thought, Clark."
*muffled groan* "Go to `sleep' Bruce."
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