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Summary: Interview between Ziva and a witness.

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Untitled ficlet
by BEM

Ziva glared at the witness.  "You are wearing a dress." she said.

"Hey, I'll have you know this dress is an original by Anna Sui!" He dusted an imaginary imperfection off his dress.

Ziva turned to Tony.  "I thought the US Military did not allow men like him to serve."

"Hey! I was drafted!"  He said.

Tony sighed.  "He's right.  There was a draft for the Korean war."

The witness smiled.  "I started wearing women's clothing during the war, then discovered I liked how the pantyhose kept all my bits from moving around."

Tony winced.  "I so didn't need to hear that."

"And a skirt lets your thighs and privates breathe."  Maxwell Q. Klinger gave his past the knee skirt a swirl.

Tony winced again.  "Nor that either."

"My wife doesn't mind, so long as I don't wear her clothes. Her clothes wouldn't fit me anyway."

"You. Are. Wearing. Women's. Clothing!"  Ziva said.

"Hey, I bet I can carry off a Christian Dior better than you can!"

"Ho-oh!"  Ziva cried in outrage.  "That sounds like a challenge.  You have made a mate."

Klinger blinked, Tony explained.  "She means 'match'."

"Yes."  Ziva said. "I will take your challenge."

 

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