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The Teef Update
by Jim Nasium
my gums are healing,
but I still can't chew
I am eating soft foods
they are mostly all new
to me, as I put them in my blender
and I drink it right down
I have the weirdest diet
of anyone around
Today I saw the dentist
he had bad news for me
he told that bone fragments
have not worked their way free
and that he'd have to cut me
once more, yes once again
I hate the freakin' dentist
I knew he weren't my friend!
©1999 Jim Nasium