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Big
by Pirate Turner
"Wow, that's a big one."
"Damn right it is, Jeannie, an' ya ain't gettin' none o' it!"
"Logan!"
"She's your wife, One Eye; you provide her needs. This one's all mine." His eager eyes trailed up the mighty sausage one last time. He took one lick, then devoured it in three bites!
The End