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Peja's Wonderful World of Makebelieve Import
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2020-11-05
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388
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PERFECT MASTERCARD COMMERCIALS

Summary:

These are funny shorts based on the 'Priceless Mastercard Commercials' with a SWAT Kats twist.

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NUMBER 1

Cost of cleaning an Enforcer Officer’s uniform: $300

Cost of repairing enforcer sedan: $5000

Cost of personal flame thrower from the Survival-R-Us Store: $250

Being able to blow away Dr. Viper and company in a flaming inferno all by yourself without the SWAT Kats assistance: PRICELESS.

NUMBER 2

Cost of a set of coveralls: $25

Cost of a cream pie a-la-mode: $3

Look on Chance’s face from opening booby-trapped fridge to receive pie in face because he spilled paint on your clothes: PRICELESS

NUMBER 3

Cost of a new bazooka: $450

Cost of repair to favorite chopper: $50,000

Satisfaction in blowing Turmoil from the sky all by herself: PRICELESS

NUMBER 4

Cost of a bottle of aspirin: $2

Cost of a spring-loaded clown chair from the Magic and Joke Store: $100

Getting even for the hit to the face with the cement launcher by switching Jake’s chair with the clown one and watching his partner go flying in the air when he sat on it: PRICELESS

NUMBER 5

Cost of replacing the Commander’s enforcer rig: $20,000

Cost of cleaning Commander’s uniform of water damage: $200

Cost of ‘accidentally’ dunking the whining Mayor in the water because he wasn’t happy about you losing the Blue Manx: PRICELESS

NUMBER 6

Cost of repairing Megakat Towers (again): 10 million dollars

Cost of cleaning the streets around the Tower: $150,000

Cost of raising taxes to pay for all that: Ridiculously high

Cost of replacing inept and cowardly Mayor who spends the city’s treasury for his many worthless money making ventures: PRICELESS

NUMBER 7

Cost of cleaning an expensive one of kind dress belonging to Ms. Briggs: $500

Cost of transfer for an enforcer officer to a new duty station: $1,000

Cost of the favor for taking said officer from a fellow military leader: Two bottles of expensive alcohol and the designs for a new bazooka. $150

Cost of getting rid of the impossibly inept and clumsy Lt. Commander Steele: PRICELESS

NUMBER 8

Cost of cleaning up the city from swamp damage: more than 50 million dollars

Cost of jail time, court proceedings, legal documents, lawyers, judge, enforcer work hours to guard Dr. Viper: $15,000

Cost of having Viper ‘accidentally’ being taken out by one of his own plants...permanently: PRICELESS

NUMBER 9

Cost of a new type of chopper: 1.2 million dollars

Cost of a newly designed laser pistol: $50,000

Cost of seeing the thrilled look on a beloved niece’s face when presented with this new equipment: PRICELESS