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NUMBER 1
Cost of cleaning an Enforcer Officer’s uniform: $300
Cost of repairing enforcer sedan: $5000
Cost of personal flame thrower from the Survival-R-Us Store: $250
Being able to blow away Dr. Viper and company in a flaming inferno all by yourself without the SWAT Kats assistance: PRICELESS.
NUMBER 2
Cost of a set of coveralls: $25
Cost of a cream pie a-la-mode: $3
Look on Chance’s face from opening booby-trapped fridge to receive pie in face because he spilled paint on your clothes: PRICELESS
NUMBER 3
Cost of a new bazooka: $450
Cost of repair to favorite chopper: $50,000
Satisfaction in blowing Turmoil from the sky all by herself: PRICELESS
NUMBER 4
Cost of a bottle of aspirin: $2
Cost of a spring-loaded clown chair from the Magic and Joke Store: $100
Getting even for the hit to the face with the cement launcher by switching Jake’s chair with the clown one and watching his partner go flying in the air when he sat on it: PRICELESS
NUMBER 5
Cost of replacing the Commander’s enforcer rig: $20,000
Cost of cleaning Commander’s uniform of water damage: $200
Cost of ‘accidentally’ dunking the whining Mayor in the water because he wasn’t happy about you losing the Blue Manx: PRICELESS
NUMBER 6
Cost of repairing Megakat Towers (again): 10 million dollars
Cost of cleaning the streets around the Tower: $150,000
Cost of raising taxes to pay for all that: Ridiculously high
Cost of replacing inept and cowardly Mayor who spends the city’s treasury for his many worthless money making ventures: PRICELESS
NUMBER 7
Cost of cleaning an expensive one of kind dress belonging to Ms. Briggs: $500
Cost of transfer for an enforcer officer to a new duty station: $1,000
Cost of the favor for taking said officer from a fellow military leader: Two bottles of expensive alcohol and the designs for a new bazooka. $150
Cost of getting rid of the impossibly inept and clumsy Lt. Commander Steele: PRICELESS
NUMBER 8
Cost of cleaning up the city from swamp damage: more than 50 million dollars
Cost of jail time, court proceedings, legal documents, lawyers, judge, enforcer work hours to guard Dr. Viper: $15,000
Cost of having Viper ‘accidentally’ being taken out by one of his own plants...permanently: PRICELESS
NUMBER 9
Cost of a new type of chopper: 1.2 million dollars
Cost of a newly designed laser pistol: $50,000
Cost of seeing the thrilled look on a beloved niece’s face when presented with this new equipment: PRICELESS