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Top Five things you will never hear on network tv
by Josette Grover
slashsister@gmail.com or sylumdrift@gmail.com
Top five things you will never hear on our favorite shows. . . unless it's in the gag reel.
5.No, I don't mind Sheriff Carter paying attention to Allison. We're not together anymore and he's really a nice man. Nathan Stark, Eureka
4.You know, I'm tired of wearing suits all the time. I think I'll come in tomorrow wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Horatio Caine, CSI:Miami
3.I'm tired of bugs, I think I'll start collecting stamps. Gil Grissom, CSI
2.You know what's a little dirt, I'll clean tomorrow. Adrian Monk, Monk.
1.Why yes Cuddy, I'd be happy to do clinic hours, I thought you'd never ask. Gregory House, House.