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Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata
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[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]
Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra!
Will put you in a hearse
You’re dead and buried for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?
[Death Eater Chorus ]
Yeah. It's our motto!
[Voldemort]
What's a motto?
[Death Eater Chorus]
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?
[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]
Those two words will solve all your problems
[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-That's right. Take Voldemort here
[Death Eater Chorus: sung ]
Why, when he was a young Wizard...
[Voldemort: sung BADLY]
When I was a young Wizaaaard
[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-Very Bad
[Voldemort: spoken ]
-Thanks
[Death Eater Chorus]
He found his Blood lacked a certain appeal
So he found a way to make the others feel
[Voldemort]
I'm a Pure Blooded soul though I I’ve been Mud Born
And I’ll kill them all till their world is Torn
[Voldemort] ------------------------------[Death Eater Chorus]
And oh, the shame-----------------------He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name----------What's in a name?
So Tom Riddle departed-----------------How did ya feel?
And Voldemort got st…..
[Death Eater Chorus: spoken]
-Hey! Voldemort! Not in front of the kids!
[Voldemort: spoken]
-Oh. Tough
[All]
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy
[All]
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?
Avada Kedavra!
[All]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy
Avada Kedavra!
(Repeats)
[All: spoken]
I say "Avada"
[All: spoken]
I say " Kedavra "
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