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Muscles X Brain
by Peter
Saturday , a night of peace and silence in the loft, until ...
"Jim, can you please grab a book of that shelf for me?"
"Sure, be glad to, my *little* guide."
"Jim! Stop making jokes about my height!"
"Don't get so bent out of shape, Blair. I was just kidding."
"Yeah, well, I don't like the joke. Don't you know how dangerous and angry a Guide can be?"
"Dangerous!? You!? Oh, Blair, you're a riot. You, dangerous!! "I think I might just die laughing. My* little* Guide, dangerous. Yep, that's really funny."
"No, it's not funny, Jim!"
"Yes it is. Sorry, Blair, but I can't stop laughing at that."
"Jim! Stop laughing, please. I know I don't look like a dangerous person, I know that I have this angelic face, and it's not my fault that I'm the brains *and* the beauty of this partnership."
What!? What did you say?"
"Got a problem, Jim? Why'd you stop laughing?"
"What do you mean by "you are the brains of this partnership"? What I am then?"
"Well, Jim, you have muscles."
"Muscles?"
Yes! You have a beautiful, beautiful body, my sentinel."
"That's it? What about my brain? You don't think that I also have a brain?"
Oh please, Jim, let's just drop this, okay?"
A few minutes later...
"Okay, Blair, but only after you apologize."
"Excuse me!? Why? You started it with all that talk about my height."
"Oh baby, I didn't think your height was a problem for you."
"It is not a problem for me, Jim!"
"No?"
"No!"
More minutes of silence, then ...
"Jim? Jim?"
"What do you want, Sandburg?"
"Sandburg!?"
"Yes, Sandburg, isn't that your name?"
"But you only call me Sandburg when you're angry with me."
"Yes, I know, Sandburg!"
"You're angry with me, Jim?"
"Yes, Sandburg, I am!"
"Just because I said that you have muscles?"
"Yes!"
"But, Jim, I love your muscles."
"Love? Really? Even if I don't have a brain?"
"Oh, Jim, I don't want to fight anymore."
"Sorry, baby, I love you."
Then a long kiss sealed the peace in the loft, until...
"Jim, have I ever told you that you're a great kisser?"
"Thanks, babe, you are too."
"Jim, can you grab that book for me?"
"Oh! I forgot, you still can't get it, ha!ha!ha!"
End.