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Magic Words

Summary:

Marcus teaches Neroon some magic words

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Magic Words
By Lady Q

"So you say this song will drive all of our enemy's insane?" Neroon asked his husband.

Marcus nodded his head, "Yes, you see the song has a tendency to get stuck in your head and it is hard to get out."

"So what are these magic words?" Neroon asked.

Marcus smiled as he began to sing the words using his husband's name.

Neroon! Neroon, Neroon, No, Bonana fanna fo, Nirley
Fee fy mo Meroon, Neroon!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo

And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo

And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Marcus! Marcus, Marcus, Mo, Bonana fanna fo Farcus
Fee fy mo Barcus, Marcus!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Marcus finished singing the song as he watched Neroon nod thoughtfully as he listened to the words.

"Now you say this song will drive all of our enemies crazy?" Neroon asked once again.

"Yes," Marcus answered while he watched as an mischievous glint appear in Neroon's dark eyes

Neroon nodded and then smiled ever so sweetly as he got up from his seat in the crowed room of The Earth Alliance meeting and headed towards Deleen's table.

"Neroon, No! Wait!" Marcus called out as he chased after his husband.

The End

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