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"Ms. Uhura if I may have a word with you in private."
"Yes, Spock?"
"I overheard a conversation between you and Ms. Chapel two days ago and..."
"I'm sure you did."
"You were discussing the pleasurable outcome of eating a candy."
"Candy? Oh you mean the chocolate my mother sent."
"Ah, yes. You said it was better than sex. My hypothesis disagrees with that, and I would like to dispute your comment."
"Oh, no you see it's just a figure of...you want to dispute it?"
Four hours later Uhura was quivering, panting and still gripping the sheets.
"My mistake Spock."