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Five Things Our Boys Would Never Say (Except Possibly to be Sarcastic)

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Fandom: Xena
Pairing: NA
Status: Finished
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Summary: Just one of those list thingies.
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Disclaimer: I did not create and do not own any readily recognizable media characters. I have no agreement, legal or otherwise, with the creators or owners. This is purely for entertainment--I have not made, do not seek, and will not accept any profit for it. This story is in no way meant to reflect on the lives or life styles of the actors/actresses who originally portrayed the characters. I have nothing but fond affection and respect for them, for giving me so much entertainment, and no disrespect is meant by anything herein.
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Notes: I finally tried one of those 'so many things' lists fics for MME, and found out I like them. :) Joxer is, of course, paraphrasing 'War'--I think it's by Earth, Wind, and Fire
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Five Things Our Boys Would Never Say (Except Possibly to be Sarcastic)
by Scribe

--Ares--

"Can't we all just get along?"
"Say, Gabrielle--you're right. Violence ISN'T the answer."
"Pink? LOVE IT!"
"Please, Joxer--not so rough! Try a little tenderness."
"Wear leather? And promote the slaughter of innocent cows?"

--Strife--

"This outfit is too damn tight."
"Hand me that comb. I just can't get mah damn hair to stay neat."
"That wasn't funny--that was mean."
"I'm not laughing at you--I'm laughing WITH you."
"Cupid? Blah."

--Cupid--

"Strife could be cute if he'd just get a tan."
"There's nothing more boring than other people's love lives."
"Sex? Yawn."
"My mother has never tried to interfer in my life."
"I wish I wasn't blond--no one takes me seriously."

--Joxer--

"Ladies, please! One at a time... Okay, TWO at a time."
"I can't wait to introduce my brothers to my friends."
"War--huh. Great Zeus, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHIN'!"
"Wait a minute--why am I fooling myself? I SUCK at being a warrior."
"You know, Gabby, I've come to the conclusion that there HAS to be some harpy in your ancestry."

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