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The College Bar

{She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget 'im
So I set her up again to wash 'im down.}

"Give me another one." Buffy ordered.

Xander was reluctant to do so. Considering what happened the last time. But considering that this was normal alcohol, he gave her another glass.

{She had just about succeded when that
low down no good cheatin' for nothin'
came struttin' through the crowd.}

Parker came up to Buffy. "Buffy, I was looking all over for you. I was so worried." The upper-classman pleaded.

Buffy was seriously changing her mind about Parker.

{Oh, he was layin' on so thick.
He never missed a lick.
Professin' his never ending love.}

Parker was sugar coating his words. "I realized that I screwed up." He gave Buffy a puppy dog look. "Please, Buffy, give another chance." He begged.

She was thinking about those words. Then Parker looked at a large breasted woman.

{Oh, but I never will forget, when she stood up and said}

"So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up, don't ya?" The young Slayer said.

{That's when she said}

"God, Parker. I can't believe that I fell for you the first time." Buffy insulted Parker.

{Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean my rosy red lips.
'Cause me and you, we're through.
And there's only one thing left for you to do.
You just come on over here one last time
pucker up and close your eyes
and kiss this, goodbye.}

Buffy gave Parker a death-glare. She pushed him outside.

{Well, the next thing I recall
she had him backed against the wall.
Chewin' 'im like a bull dog on a bone.}

With her slayer strength, Buffy pushed him against the wall. "You think you can use me, and then throw me away. Like I was yesterday's newspaper!" She yelled.

{She was puttin' 'im in his place
and I mean right up in his face
draggin' 'im down a list of done-me-wrongs.}

Xander saw everything. He was enjoying this throughly. ~You go, Buffy. You put that sucker in his place.~ He thought with pride.

"Harris. You can go now." His boss ordered.

Xander went around back to get his car.

{Well, it was just about now, that a croud gathered 'round.
They'd come to watch 'im pay for his ev'ry sin.
And when we thought that she was done,
she reared back, and she let 'im have it again, man!}

By now, Parker was close to wetting himself. ~She's almost done. Then I can run away.~ He thought cowardly.

When Buffy turned around, she spun back and yelled at him again.

The attending crowd of students were cheering the young Slayer on.

{Why don't you kiss, kiss this.
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
'Cause me and you, we're through.}

By now she noticed Xander's car pull up beside her. She opened the door and got in.

{And there's only one thing left for you to do.
You just come on over here one last time
pucker up and close your eyes
and kiss this, goodbye.}

Buffy shut the door and buckled her seatbelt. "Xander, I don't know how I am about to begin apologizing to you. I've ignored the fact that you turned into a strong, masculine man." Buffy sobbed.

Xander reached over and stroked Buffy's cheek.

{Why don't you kiss, kiss this.
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
'Cause me and you, we're through.}

He then turned Buffy's head toward him. "Buffy, there is no reason for you to apologize to me. You just never saw me in that lightbefore." He started wiping the tears away.

{And there's only one thing left for you to do.
You just come on over here one last time
pucker up and close your eyes
and kiss this, goodbye.}

"I love you, Xander." Buffy said clearly.

"I love you, too, Buffy." Xander said evenly.

The two shared a kiss before they left on their patrol.

She stuck her head out and said this to Parker. "See ya!"