Work Text:
back seat boogie...
by josh emmett
OPENING GAMBIT...
JOSH: Cleaning house is cool.
DRAKE: Cleaning house is cruel.
JOSH: I like to dust.
DRAKE: My brain is turning to rust.
JOSH: I'm now giving vacuuming a whirl.
DRAKE: I'm going out to find a girl.
JOSH: Straightening up is lots of fun.
DRAKE: I'll be back when Josh is done.
OPENING SHOT:
Drake and Josh we're brothers by marriage
So, Josh said: "LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU."
`Cause double PRINTS were in the STATION wagon
On the front seat in full view
THE DRAKE AND JOSH SHOW
THEME SONG
OPENING CREDITS
Josh wanted to HELP his brother, Drake,
When their parents had made a big DEAL
About his dating SWEET Marlane
Who had too much sex appeal
THUNDERCLOUDS brewed when they found out
That Josh had SAVED the day
When he IMPRESSED on the lovesick boy
That sneaking out was the only way
Although Drake was SCARED at first
They soon were using the Caddy
Now Marlane's shape was on the FAST TRACK
Of becoming `WHO'S YOUR DADDY'?
The photos of the `LOVE SHACK' car
With KINKY doings in back
Told in AMAZING detail
That Megan's humor was black
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Little sis, who took the pics,
To DROP them in Dad's car
And expose Drake's STUPID mistake
And make it completely backfire
"YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER' would be his defense
If they were found by Mr. Nichols
But he knew all the PROMISES of being better
Wouldn't get him out of this jar of pickles
When asked why she took the photos,
She said she wanted to be the TERMOR
And never let Drake see a cent
`Cause: "the boob was such a bore."
Josh was looking up Megan's word
And Marlane asked: "DO YOU LOVE ME?"
Drake was on the sofa with his guitar
Writing a song called "...REALLY LOVE ME?"
Josh went to the store for a pregnancy test
And made PUPPY eyes at the clerk
While Drake stayed home PLAYING and waiting
Because he could be such a jerk
When Josh came home and gave the test to Drake
Megan laughed `til she fell off her chair
She said she'd cooked the whole thing up
And did it on a DARE.
You see, Marlane was gaining pounds
By eating CHOCOLATE bars
And was afraid of losing Drake
`Cause only skinny girls are dated by tv stars
Megan got the photos back
And hid them in her stuffed bunny
`Cause you never know when Dad might die
And she could still get all the money.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Drake got mad at M. and M.
And even called Megan a `mutha'
And Josh said: "Hey! We learned a new word!
Now, come on and hug me, brotha!"
CUE CLOSING THEME SONG
RUN CREDITS
SHOW BLOOPERS
END
Here is PEJA's list from message #18. (By the way, I misread the first part and just saw the list, so these were actually supposed to be used in 25 different stories! LOL)
Use these in a story, drabble whatever of any length. Or use one word per to form a series of stories. The prompts are both sentences and singe word prompts
story prompts:
1. let me take care of you...
2. prints
3. station
4. help
5. deal
6. sweet
7. thunderclouds
8. saved
9. Impress
10. scared
11. fast track
12. whose your daddy
13. love shack
14. kinky
15. amazing
16. drop(sies)
17. stupid
18. you'r not my mother (father)
19. promises
20. termor
21. do you love me...really love me?
22. puppy
23. playing
24. dare
25. chocolate