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Broadsiding the Bat
by royslady51 aka ornery
Robin's POV
Batman Got Broadsided By A Reindeer
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his medication,
And he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
Batman got Broadsided by a reindeer
Driving home to his house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Alfred, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Alfred,
He's been taking this so brave.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing darts inside the Cave!
It's not just Christmas without Batman,
Too much sniggering with no tact,
And we just can't help but wonder
Why we can't stop giggling behind his back?
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of beer
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the ring in Batman's ear.
I've warned all my friends and colleagues,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Batman got Broadsided by a reindeer
Driving home to his house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Alfred, we believe.
(Sing it, Guys!)
Batman got Broadsided by a reindeer
Driving home to his house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Alfred, we believe.
(Author is *also* snickering)