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PEACE KEEPER BLUES
(sung to the tune of Fireball XL5)
Written by Alison M. DOBELL
"I wish I was a Peace Keeper
The meanest man around
I'd even scare old Scorpius
And kick him out of town.
The Uncharted Territories
Is where my life would lead,
For I would be a Peace Keeper
A Peace Keeper
Nobody would get wormholes out of me!
Everyone that I have met
Has scared me half to death
I've been chased and I've been shot
Been scorched by Scarrans' breath
First Crais wanted to kill me
His brother his excuse
Then along came Scorpius
Scor-pi-us
The Ancients should have told me the truth.
I had to go and fall in love
You think I'd know the score
Sebaceans just can't take the heat
They just walk out the door.
While leaving my heart broken
What else was I to do?
So I became a Peace Keeper
A Peace Keeper
Then at least I'd show Scorpy a thing or two.
Yet even in my leather pants
Wynona at my side
It doesn't fill the ache I feel
Without you for my bride.
My new life has no passion
I hate what I've become
I became a Peace Keeper
A Peace Keeper
Even D'Argo never did a thing so dumb.
Now Moya was a friend of mine
You could say Pilot too
I'd like to add a pile of folk
Who went along as crew.
But half the time they told me
Deficient was my name
So I left in my Farscape One
My Farscape One
And a Peace Keeper is what I have become.
Looking back you could say that
My actions proved their words
I did the stupid dumbest thing
Anyone had heard.
But friends are hard to come by
And they were of the best
They took me from the Peace Keepers
The Peace Keepers
They laughed and told me it was just a test!
Now I am back with my sunshine
Watching the stars go by
As she swells with a new life
Growing deep inside.
I've never been so happy
From now on I'll behave
No more to be a Peace Keeper
A Peace Keeper
In Aeryn's arms is where I plan to stay!"