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How I met Frank Parker
By David Lee Rickman II
frankparker@yahoo.com
As I sat writing some 7Days Fic,
I was stumped at what plot to pick.
All of the sudden there was a falling sound.
What I saw was a sphere landing on the ground!
It land with a very loud clank.
I ran outside, and there was Frank!
"Why have you backstepped Frank?
Is a government official going to choke?"
Parker chuckled as if I had told a joke.
"No David. But I did come back for a reason.
I wanted to tell you about the 7 Days 2nd season."
Oh, I felt as nerdy as eight "Dawson's Creek" geeks.
I forgot the 2nd season was in exactly two weeks.
And as the Southern California wind began to blow,
Frank told me about the season premier show.
"Everyone should watch, I'll tell you that.
Everyone will enjoy it, even your cat."
Then Frank asked me if he could borrow my phone to make a call.
In a few hours they came and recovered Frank's time travelling ball.
And as Frank waved good-bye,
From far away I heard him cry,
"Remember David. Don't tell anyone you saw me."
So people, this E-mail you did not see.