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Let's Talk About.
by marco
"Hey, Hey, slow down, boy."
"You weren't so eager to stop last night."
"I was drunk! And besides, just seeing a hunk like you made me lose my mind, Will."
"A hunk, me? Maybe you're the one who should wear glasses, not me."
"I confirm my words."
"Really, are you trying to get me to forget the matter at hand?"
"Who, me?"
"Yeah, you, Mr. 'Sydney's Handler'!"
"I'd never try."
"You just did."
"That's what YOU think."
"Liar."
"I'd never lie. I willfully participated to a campaign of misinformation."
"You'll never change. Take as an example what happened with Lauren."
"I was just extending a professional courtesy."
"Ah, so was THAT you were extending?"
"Yeah."
"Huh huh."
"Huh what?"
"Huh nothing."
"What were you 'huhing' at?"
"Does that verb even exist?"
"Doesn't matter."
"Anyway, I wasn't 'huhing' at you. It would mean I ignore you. And believe me, every time I see you, I don't 'huh'."
Ah not? And what do you do?"
"I harden."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Will?"
"Yeah?"
"So do I. I mean, when I look at you, I have the same reaction."
"Interesting. So, I take it the feeling is mutual?"
"God helps you if you don't. Anyway, stop. You're going too fast."
"God, Mike, this is a 'speed race'!"
"Yeah, but you're running down people."
"I'm playing Carmageddon, Mike!"
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