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Author's Notes: Thanks to Lora Lewis (counslora@yahoo.com)' for making these presentable.
There once was a geek named Tim,
Who Tony had kissed on a whim,
The kiss was so good,
They both felt 'wood',
And Tony soon moved in with him.
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There once was an agent named Kate,
Who never showed up to work late,
Then she met Abby,
She purred like a tabby,
And had breakfast for their first date.