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The mission was done, now all the boys had to worry about was getting away
from the horde of Unhappy OZ soldiers who were quite unfortunately covered
with whipped cream by this time. The G-boys themselves were covered in flour.
"Baka," Wufei growled to Duo, "why did we have to take that short cut
through that bakery?"
"Awww come on Wu, we almost lost them in their. If Heero hadn't stopped to
grab a container of whipped cream, those OZ boys would be long gone by now."
Both boys glared at Yuy who was Contentedly licking whipped cream from his
fingers as he ran.
Wufei jogged over to Yuy and tried to grab the container of White fluffy
stuff from Heero. "Give me that!" He cried as Heero just clung tighter to
it.
"NO, I already had to give up one container to slow down those OZ lackeys, I
am NOT losing this one!"
The two boys grappled over the container of Whipped cream as they ran. One
grumbling that if anyone else had wanted some they should have grabbed their
own container the other was strangely enough was grumbling about the last
time all of the other Pilots had gone on a sugar high.
Unfortunately everyone was so busy they didn't notice till it was too late
that they had turned down a dead end. They stood their dumbly for a few
moments before Heero and Wufei started blaming each other for this bit of bad
luck. Duo looked aback to the other end of the alley where a group of OZ
soldiers had gathered.
"Now isn't the best time to be Arguing about this guys!!" Duo said trying to
get their attention but failing miserably, until he grabbed for the Whipped
cream.
A three way tug-of-war was about to ensue when Quatre yelled, "Guys over
here!" Three heads swiveled around only to see Trowa and Quatre kicking open
a door and running through.
The three boys hanging onto the whipped cream container stood their until a
few bullets were placed into a wall beside them. The boys ran through the
door, though none of them were willing to give up their hold on the Whipped
cream.
As soon as they got inside they were all assaulted. By a smell, the smell of
Chocolate, sure their were some other smells, but none quite as strong (or
pleasant) as chocolate.
Duo released his hold on the container, looking for all the world like he had
just seen the Holy land, or at the very least Graceland. He spun around
slowly as he took in the sight of mountains of boxes with the names of
different candy bars stamped on the outside. They were in on old fashioned
Candy factory!! "Yes," Duo screeched as he ran across the room and threw
himself at stack of boxes marked Snickers.
Meanwhile back with those who had not discovered utopia was right before
them. The remaining four boys had begun piling box upon box in front of the
door, in an attempt to keep the OZ lackeys out. (Heero and Wufei still taking
a little time for fighting over the container of Whipped Cream as they pushed
boxes around.)
When they felt that they had a large enough pile they turned to find Duo
grinning like a maniac, a tell tale ring of Chocolate around his mouth, and a
trail of empty wrappers leading back to a stack of boxes, one of which was
laying on its side, empty. "Come on guys," the now hyper active pilot said
while jumping up and down. "Lets go see what the rest of this place looks
like."
The Pilots were astounded by the number of large vats in this building, most
of which contained chocolate. Heero being ever focused on the mission
(unless whipped cream is involved) pointed at some windows near the roof of
the building. "We can get out of here though those windows and then make our
way over the rooftops until we get back to our safe house."
The other pilots nodded in agreement and were (at least a little) happy to
see that their was a cat walk running fairly close to them. The pilots
climbed a ladder (which was quite a trick for Heero and Wufei considering
neither man wanted to let go of the container.) And found them selves moving
stealthily across to the windows.
::time must slow down so that we might get the full effect of what happens
next::
Duo bounces past Heero who is wrapped up in another tug-of-war over the
container of whipped cream with Wufei. Duo's braid flies wildly, hitting
Heero square in the face. Stunned Heero releases his grip on the container,
sending Wufei off balance. Duo just beginning to pass Wufei bumps against
him, sending him over the railing...
::Normal time resumes::
""Wufei!!!!!!" Dou yells as he tries to grab Wufei's hand, but fails.
SPLOP!!!
Later back at the hide-out.
Trowa and Quatre are the first to walk in, their clothing is smudged with
chocolate, and flour still clings to them everywhere. Heero walks in next,
looking decidedly unhappy without his whipped cream. He goes and plops in
front of his computer, a little cloud of flour dust billowing around him.
Next we can hear strange sounds from outside. It was almost as if every few
steps someone was being glomped, and then that someone was struggling to get
free.
"Maxwell no Baka!!" comes Wufei's angrily exasperated cry. As he struggles
through the door with Dou clinging onto his back. "get off me!!"
Let us take a moment to preview the picture that we see before us. We can
see Duo, still dusted with flour, and a chocolate ring around his mouth,
their are a few other smudges of chocolate on his face, and his clothing is
pretty much covered in chocolate from what we can see. This would be mainly
because Wufei is covered Head to toe in Chocolate, and while his clothing is
only slightly damp, some areas have already dried, like his pony tail, which
may never be the same again, no longer its curly little self it hangs
straight from the weight of the dried chocolate.
Wufei begins making frantic attempts to pull the American off him, as Duo
leans forward and begins licking at the chocolate on his cheek. "Maxwell!!
Get off of me! I need to get this stuff off."
Duo frowned thoughtfully for a moment before wrapping his arms around Wufei's
shoulders more securely and saying. "I have been trying to get this stuff
off you since you fell in that vat, but you have been protesting. So if you
would just hold still I can finish my job." He leaned his head forward and
began nibbling at the half hardened chocolate on Wufei's neck.
"I need to take a shower Maxwell!!" Wufei said firmly, as he tilted his head
unconsciously.
"No!" Duo screeched, "you can't waist any of this chocolate! I won't let
you!"
Wufei began making his way to the bathroom in spite of what the braided Baka
on his back said. Duo in turn put his feet on the floor, trying to slow the
other pilot down as he bit and licked at the chocolate covered pilot.
Eventually Wufei persevered and got to the bathroom, Duo closed the door with
his foot. Neither Pilot was seen for then next 4 hours, and water for a
shower was not run until 3 hours had past.