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A Q And His Wolf
by mbozzo
Picard was at a bar drinking his usual earl grey tea, when Q walk in decked out in a black suit, cape, and a wolf head cane. There was a silver furred wolf with him. All heads except for Picard turned to look at him.
Soon, Picard finish his tea, and looked at Q.
"Trying to play the vamp again, Q, It didn't work the last time you tried it," said Picard.
Q was disappointed. "Oh, pooh," said Q.
Then he and the wolf disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"He will never learn," said Picard. He began to laugh and didn't stop until 5 mintues later.
The end, for now.