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Knows No Fear - A Drabble
by S.
"Men like you sometimes need to be treated like bad boys." The blonde woman snapped the whip against her palm.
"No, Mother Fear, no!" whimpered the CEA.
"You're certainly not as brave as your friend."
"He's a masochist. Loves pain."
The whip stroked Napoleon's naked ass.
"Liar! You love him!"
"I fear him!"
"An UNCLE agent knows no fear."
"I do. I fear he'll leave me."
Mother Fear bent to kiss the red ass. "I'll never leave you."
Napoleon grinned. "Truly? Then take off that dress and give me a cuddle."
"Really, Napoleon," Illya protested, "on our first date?"
THE END