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"Hello Hoes and bastards and welcome to Da Noah Kaiba show, starring me, Noah Kaiba! OK, first caller!", Noah said. "Uh, hi, this is Rich and Powerful. How do you get so rich, kid?" "Guess I just did. Hey, is this Donald Trump?" "Aw, shit, you caught me! Yeah." "Awsome. Hey, we'll do lunch. Now fuck off!" Noah hung up.