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Peja's Wonderful World of Makebelieve Import
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Published:
2020-11-04
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2005-01-25
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513
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6/6
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29
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Da Noah Kaiba show!

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Noah Kaiba lives with his sadistic tyrant cousin *Cough Authoress cough* Sparkie Spiritra! He wants to have some fun! So he ties up the phone lines and gets her pist off! FUN, FUN, FUN! Rating to be safe.

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Chapter 1: Da Trumpsta!

Chapter Text

"Hello Hoes and bastards and welcome to Da Noah Kaiba show, starring me, Noah Kaiba! OK, first caller!", Noah said. "Uh, hi, this is Rich and Powerful. How do you get so rich, kid?" "Guess I just did. Hey, is this Donald Trump?" "Aw, shit, you caught me! Yeah." "Awsome. Hey, we'll do lunch. Now fuck off!" Noah hung up.