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How to Cure the Common Cold (Without Really Trying) by Randa Beth Rated: FRT15 - over 15 [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Note: In response to a request by spfizz, who wanted some Pre-X2 Rogue/Pyro, with lots of snark and fluff. 

Fandoms: X-Men movieverse Characters: Rogue/John, Rogue/Pyro
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 6280
Published: 12/15/08 Updated: 12/15/08
How To Deal by Damion Starr Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 3 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Archive: Area 52, WWOMB, Pegasus Gate
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Category: Episode related, Slash, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Aiden
Summary: Everyone copes differently.
Warnings: Slash and language. (Of course.)
Season/Episode: Season 1, "Childhood's End"
Spoilers: "Childhood's End"
Author's Notes: I just wanted to try a slash fic for this epi. Takes place after the events of "Childhood's End".
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis Characters: Sheppard/Ford
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 371
Published: 11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04
How To Fear A Monster by Andrew Troy Keller Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 5 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Date: 07/23/2008
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Archive: Yes
Fandoms: Batman--The Animated Series, Superman--The Animated Series
Category: Het
Other Notes: This AU story is based on a picture entitled 'Batgirl5' by an artist named AMS.
Pairing: Batgirl/Blockbuster/Scarecrow
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Batman--The Animated Series and Superman--The Animated Series belong to DC Comics and Warner Brothers Animation. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Summary: The Batman rescues Batgirl from both the Scarecrow and the Blockbuster and he does it with the help of Superman and Catwoman.
Warnings: Strong language, graphic violence, voyurism, BDSM, drug use, mind control, rape, male/female sex, male solo sex
Dedications: None so far.
Fandoms: Batman, Superman Characters: Batgirl/Blockbuster/Scarecrow
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: AU, BDSM, Dark Themes, graphic sex, Language, m/f, Masturbation, Rape, violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2526
Published: 09/02/08 Updated: 09/02/08
How to Get a Ship out of the Bottle by ROSSELLA1 Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 2 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Jack can't quite get the Pearl out of the bottle so he needs to ask an old friend for help. Spoilers for On Stranger Tides.

Fandoms: The Pirates Of The Caribbean Characters: Barbossa, Jack Sparrow
Genres: General Warnings: Abuse, Angst, Dark Themes, Drama, Excessive violence, friendship, Humor, Language, Paranormal activity
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1380
Published: 06/14/11 Updated: 06/14/11
How to handle a crying CSI wannabe by Daniela Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Missing scene from "Bloodlines", Grissom has his hands full.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Gil/Greg
Genres: Slash Warnings: Angst, Humor
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1167
Published: 02/26/06 Updated: 02/26/06
How to hook somebody up by little_profiler Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: JJ recognized that Kevin Lynch has a crush on her friend Penelope but hasn't dared to make a move yet. She deems the Bureau Christmas party the best chance to hook them up. But things don't go the way JJ planned them.
Fandoms: Criminal Minds, Television Characters: Morgan/Garcia
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Romance
Challenges: None
Series: Morgan/Garcia oneshots
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2186
Published: 03/11/08 Updated: 03/11/08
Summary: a K/S drabble
Written 11,570 feet above sea level
I wrote this in summer of 2004.
Submitted through the KirkLovesSpock mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Kirk/Spock
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 106
Published: 12/10/05 Updated: 12/10/05
How to Kiss a Man by Belladonna Rated: FRT15 - over 15 starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 9 / Kudos Received = 31 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Ziva, Tony and McGee discuss an article about how to kiss a man, and Gibbs gives the practical demonstration
Fandoms: N.C.I.S Characters: Jethro Gibbs/Tony DiNozzo [NCIS], Tim McGee [NCIS], Ziva David [NCIS]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Schmoop
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 612
Published: 01/11/08 Updated: 01/11/08
How To Really Ride Bareback by Andrew Troy Keller Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Date: 09/04/2008
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Archive: Yes
Fandom: Sons Of Anarchy
Category: Het
Other Notes: This story is based on a picture entitled 'Bareback' by an artist named Keith Garvey.
Pairing: Jax/Gemma
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Sons Of Anarchy belongs to Kurt Sutter, the FX Network and Fox 21. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Summary: Gemma goes for a walk and Jax rides himself up to her to see if she's okay, only to have a sudden rainstorm cause both mother and son to rush themselves straight into her house.
Warnings: Drug use, strong language, voyurism, incest, female solo sex, male solo sex, male/female sex
Dedications: None so far.
Fandoms: Sons of Anarchy Characters: Jax/Gemma
Genres: Hetero Warnings: graphic sex, het, Incest, Language, m/f, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1673
Published: 09/06/08 Updated: 09/06/08
How to Save a Life by ROSSELLA1 Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A simple spell makes all the difference at the end of the Seventh Book.
Fandoms: The Harry Potter Series Characters: ensemble
Genres: General Warnings: Angst, AU, Dark Themes, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Injury - Major, Language, Supernatural
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 480
Published: 06/29/13 Updated: 06/29/13
How to Spoil your lover by Tiffany F Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 17 ] Featured Stories
Summary: One shot. Horatio takes Mac out to dinner on their three-year anniversary and then has a night of slow romance planned once they get home. Set within the "Least Expect" universe. I don't own anything your recognize. Enjoy!
Fandoms: CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, slash fiction, slash fiction Characters: Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, Lieutenant Horatio Caine, Detective Mack Taylor aka Mac
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Look where you least expect to find love
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 3482
Published: 08/15/07 Updated: 08/15/07
How to Stay Warm by ROSSELLA1 Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 22 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Thranduil takes care of his 'guest'.
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Abuse Of Power, Adult Situations, Angst, Dark Themes, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Illness, Language - Mild, Missing Scene, Supernatural
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 302
Published: 05/30/13 Updated: 05/30/13
How To Surprise A Billionaire In Bed by Pirate Turner Rated: FRM - Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Clark surprises Lex -- purely unintentionally.
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor [Smallville]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established Couple, m/m, Nudity
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 553
Published: 11/03/09 Updated: 11/03/09
How to Wake a Person Up In the Morning by PattRose Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Blair is left to wake Jim up and discovers something new.
Fandoms: The Sentinel Characters: Jim/Blair
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 502
Published: 11/03/09 Updated: 11/03/09
How to Write That First Ehow by peja Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: So you're ready to take that first jump into the article writing world of Ehow. First thing you need to do is decide what to write about.
Fandoms: Articles and Reviews Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12
Published: 04/10/09 Updated: 04/10/09
How was your shoreleave? by Karmen Ghia Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Summary: Dr. McCoy recalls a pleasant moment in his shoreleave with Chekov.
Warning: This story contains m/m sex. If you are offended by this or under age, please move on.
Disclaimer: Copyright 2000 by Karmen Ghia. This original work of amateur fiction based on Star Trek makes transformative use of Star Trek for noncommercial purposes. This work makes "fair use" of Star Trek copyrighted material; intended not to infringe on the intellectual property rights of Paramount, Viacom or other owners of Star Trek copyright or their assignees or licensees. Author's copyright extends only to the original material in this work.
Thanks to Jane for the beta.
Archive: COCO CHANNEL, WWOMB; all others please drop me a line, thanks
Fandoms: Star Trek Characters: McCoy/Chekov
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 668
Published: 09/18/04 Updated: 09/18/04
How We Got Together by Dawn M Rated: FRT - young teen starstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 4 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A how we got together story written for a memory album in dialogue form. The her mention could be Jean, Storm, anyone, it isn't important except for the line.
Fandoms: Logan_Remy Archive, X-Men Characters: Logan/Remy LeBeau [Logan/Remy Archive]
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1156
Published: 06/19/07 Updated: 06/19/07
How You Play The Game by Amarin Rose Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 16 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Yami believes that Seto is the most beautiful man on Earth. He may be biased, but Seto's never been able to believe him. Yami's going to change Seto's mind, however...by showing him how to play the game of love.
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh Characters: Yami/Seto
Genres: Slash Warnings: Kinks, PWP, Established couple, m/m, graphic sex, slash, Adult Situations, Romance
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2043
Published: 12/26/04 Updated: 12/26/04
How's it Gonna Be? by Catch23 Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 3 / Kudos Received = 29 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Wolverine had a life before the Weapon X project mind-wiped him, and he wasn't the only one...
Fandoms: X-Men Characters: Wolverine/Sabretooth
Genres: Slash Warnings: Bondage, description of rape, torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 72355
Published: 11/14/04 Updated: 11/14/04
Howl by XenaSoul Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 48 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Jacob and Paul imprint and he has to tell Bella because Paul is a very jealous mate. ^^
Fandoms: The Twilight Saga, Twilight, Video links Characters: Paul/Jacob
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1
Published: 08/19/10 Updated: 08/19/10
HowSharp the Knife by PattRose Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Blair is wounded while on a stakeout and Jim of course blames himself for it all.
Fandoms: The Sentinel Characters: Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg [The Sentinel]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2400
Published: 03/02/13 Updated: 03/02/13
Summary: Submitted by marie_jayn_18
Fandoms: Fandom oriented Challenge Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 177
Published: 11/03/04 Updated: 11/03/04
HP: Indentured challenge by Challenge Maker Rated: [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Submitted through Makebelieve_YG by A.J. Hall.
Fandoms: Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: Non-fic Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 102
Published: 05/21/05 Updated: 05/21/05
Hu Roi va Trong by Lucy Hale Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Rating - FRM
Pairing - Darien/Bobby
Typical first-time story.
Spoilers - Big ones for It Hurts When You do That. Assume minor spoilers for the rest of the series so far.
Warnings - None, really.
Slash. M/M, in other words, so if you don't wanna read that, don't read this. You know how it goes.
Comments - I started writing this because something didn't sit right with me about the ep, IHWYDT. Did it strike anyone else as funny that a man like Bobby Hobbes, who was waking up in the hospital, paranoid, with no memory of how he got there and constant suspicions about the people around him, would have agreed to let a doctor he didn't know perform experimental surgery on his brain? You notice when Darien asks him about it, he changes the subject ASAP. Hmmmm.
Series: No
Thanks goes out to Chris, who read it and said it was decent. And to Lori (yes, I'm keeping the title I had. Nyah.) for being roomie extraordinaire even though she's not so obsessively into the fandom as I am.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Darien, Fawkes/Bobby, Hobbes, Darien, Fawkes/Bobby, Hobbes
Genres: Slash Warnings: First Time
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 26722
Published: 03/22/05 Updated: 03/22/05
Huey's Turn Part 1 by jayjazz Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 10 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A short from one of the gangs most famous adventures told through huey s sarcastic and vivid mind.
Fandoms: The Boondocks Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Season 4
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 2916
Published: 07/26/11 Updated: 08/04/11
Huff and Puff by BuffyAngel68 Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Post the 4/06 epi. Sometijmes he deeply regrets the fact that his Probie has grown up. Then again...
Fandoms: N.C.I.S Characters: McGee/DiNozzio
Genres: Slash Warnings: Humor, Oral sex
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 667
Published: 04/07/10 Updated: 04/07/10
Summary: Summary: At the start of a new school year and at the suggestion of the headmaster, Professor Snape tries a new tactic in class.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the teachers, school of Hogwarts or ideas of how witchcraft and wizardry is, they belong to J.K. Rowling. However the students are original characters. :)
Archive: Yes, please. :)
Feedback: please, on list or at heidillane@yahoo.com
Author's Note: This universe takes place about 10 years after the end of the series.
Fandoms: Harry Potter [Movies] Characters: Severus Snape, Professor Albus Dumbledore
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 925
Published: 10/22/04 Updated: 10/22/04
Summary: Rating: G
Summary: At the start of a new school year and at the suggestion of the headmaster, Professor Snape has a very special new student.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the teachers, school of Hogwarts or ideas of how witchcraft and wizardry is, they belong to J.K. Rowling. However the a few of the students are original characters, others you might recognize the names of from various television programs. :)
Archive: Yes, please. :)
Feedback: please, on list or at heidillane@yahoo.com
Author's Note: This universe takes place about 10 years after the end of the series. This story is inspired partially by the antics of my own small furry child, Odie. A sweeter feline I haven't found.
Fandoms: Harry Potter [Movies] Characters: Severus, Snape
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1455
Published: 12/07/04 Updated: 12/07/04
Huh by Hergerbabe Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 14 ] Featured Stories
Summary: How Jonathan knew
Fandoms: Smallville Characters: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor [Smallville]
Genres: Slash Warnings: m/m, Missing Scene, Romance, snippet
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 263
Published: 01/24/09 Updated: 01/24/09
Human by Xanthe Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Death, rebirth, discovery, betrayal, redemption
Fandoms: X-Files Characters: Skinner/Krycek
Genres: Slash Warnings: Dark Themes
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 24897
Published: 12/29/08 Updated: 12/29/08
Human Error by Miriam Heddy Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 10 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A lifetime of study in the field of forensic etymology had not adequately prepared him for waking up naked beside Nigel Townsend.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Nigel/Bug
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 619
Published: 06/24/06 Updated: 06/24/06
Human Heart by kira nerys Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Lessons 7
Fandoms: Star Trek Characters: Kirk/Spock
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Lessons
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 306
Published: 07/05/09 Updated: 07/05/09
Human Knot by Scribe Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Christian's emotions are getting more twisted, as Matt seems to have found someone new.
Fandoms: Nip/Tuck Characters: Christian/Matt
Genres: Slash Warnings: Language
Challenges: None
Series: Playing Games
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3778
Published: 03/03/09 Updated: 03/03/09
Human Nature by PattRose Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 0 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Dorian had been watching John Kennex for some time and had decided that he liked John’s human nature. Some human’s weren’t anything to speak of, but John was different, he had potential.
Fandoms: Almost Human Characters: Dorian [Almost Human], John Kennex [Almost Human], MX [Almost Human], Sandra Maldonado [Almost Human]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Humor
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2083
Published: 11/25/13 Updated: 11/25/13
Human Nature by Lopaka Tanu Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Not everything is solved over night.
Fandoms: The Magnificent Seven - 1998 Characters: Ezra/Vin
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2129
Published: 03/12/09 Updated: 03/12/09
Human Or Cylon? by Andrew Troy Keller Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Date: 04/06/2008
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Archive: Yes
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica(2004)
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Katee Sackhoff--who was born on April Eighth, 1980--and takes place after the episode entitled 'Rapture'.
Pairing: Kara 'Starbuck' Thrance/Number Six/Number Three/Number Five
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Battlestar Galactica(2004)belongs to R And D TV and the Universal Media Studios. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Summary: After an injured Kara goes to sleep, she suddenly wakes up inside a pod aboard a Cylon resurrection ship and is greeted by Number Three.
Warnings: Strong language, voyurism, female/female sex, female solo sex, male/female sex, mind control
Dedication: Happy 28th Birthday to Katee Sackhoff!--ATK 2008
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica 2003, hetero fiction, slash fiction Characters: Starbuck/Number Six/Number Three/Number Five
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: AU, f/f, femslash, graphic sex, Language, m/f, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1494
Published: 04/07/08 Updated: 04/07/08
Human pillow by fanficwriter101 Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 3 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Sherlock likes to stretch out on the couch. He doesn’t care if it’s already occupied.
Fandoms: Sherlock Characters: ensemble
Genres: General Warnings: fluff
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2099
Published: 06/05/11 Updated: 06/05/11
Human Pillow - Three by fanficwriter101 Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 10 ] Featured Stories
Summary: What are you scared of John?
Fandoms: Sherlock Characters: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson [Sherlock]
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 817
Published: 11/26/12 Updated: 11/26/12
Human Pillow 2 by fanficwriter101 Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Why did you become a Doctor, John?
Fandoms: Sherlock Characters: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson [Sherlock]
Genres: General Warnings: Angst, fluff
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 951
Published: 01/08/12 Updated: 01/08/12
Human's Hope by Teamane Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A small Missing Scene at the end of Episode 416 – Wilson’s Heart, between Chase and House.


Fandoms: House M.D Characters: surprise
Genres: General, Hetero, Joke, fic, Non-fic Warnings: Angst
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 628
Published: 08/08/08 Updated: 08/08/08
Human, On my Faithless Arm by Joanne Soper Cook Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 21 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI
Pairing: Gil Grissom/Jim Brass
Rating: FRAO (eventually)
Genre: Drama
Spoilers: Some reference to the episode "Ellie."
Summary: When Jim is injured in the line of duty, Gil steps in to help.
here is my latest foray into the CSI universe. I owe a huge debt to ker, who tirelessly beta-read for me. Without her, this story would probably suck a**. :-)
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Gil/Jim
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 15019
Published: 12/09/04 Updated: 03/01/05
Humanforms, The Saga Of Kara Thrace by mbozzo Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: On a planet 30 light-years from Kobol, Kara Thrace was taking the sights of a city that she never been to before.
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica 2003/V The Series, general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Drama
Challenges: None
Series: Humanforms
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 2411
Published: 06/09/08 Updated: 06/09/08
Humanity Is Vulnerable by Piscean6724 Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 63 / Kudos Received = 321 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Roy returns to work after being seriously injured in a traffic accident only to find that his life is soon turned upside down and the field of paramedicine will be changed forever.
Fandoms: Emergency Characters: ensemble
Genres: Hetero, Slash Warnings: Anal Sex, Angst, Drama, Drug Abuse, Genre - Hetero & Slash, Hurt/Comfort, m/m, Multiple Sexual Encounters, Oral Sex, Sexual Relationship - Graphic
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 202867
Published: 09/09/12 Updated: 01/20/13
Humanoid Glitch by Andrew Troy Keller Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: As soon as she discovers that she's unable to reach Mon-El with her pleas,Shadow Lass decides to take a Time Bubble trip to help cure him of his lead poisoning forever,only to have her wind up in the wrong time period.
Fandoms: Legion Of Superheroes Characters: original, character, original, characters, female, female, Shadow, Lass, (Tasmia, Mallor)
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, anal sex, AU, double-penetration, Drama, exhibitionism, f/f, f/f/f, Fantasy, femslash, fetish, Finger fucking, First Time, fisting, friendship, Future Fic, Gender-Bender, graphic sex, Historical slash, Human/Alien coupling, Hurt/Comfort, Kinks, Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1542
Published: 02/05/11 Updated: 02/05/11
Humbug by Jadzialove Rated: FRAO - Adult half-star [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A Snarry Christmas Carol
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Genre: Drama/Angst/Romance
Warnings: None
Summary: Four meddling spirits offer one cranky Potions Master a Christmas gift of insight, and a second chance with the man he loves. SS/HP mentions SS/RB
This story contains slash and it is rated NC-17 with good reason. You have been warned on both counts. If you are younger than 17, go away.

Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Severus Snape
Genres: Slash Warnings: Angst, Romance
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10939
Published: 02/07/06 Updated: 02/07/06
Humor Me by Margaret Newman aka mererid Rated: FRT15 - over 15 starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 9 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Permission to archive: yes
Fandom: Sentinel
Genre: slash
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: FRT-13
Summary: Humor with the boys.
Warnings: Humor, m/m implied.
Notes: Written for the lady with the pointy stick (dues).
Submitted through HurtComfortFic
Fandoms: slash fiction, The Sentinel Characters: Jim/Blair
Genres: Slash Warnings: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 993
Published: 08/09/07 Updated: 08/09/07
Humor of the Situation by Elizabeth Wilde Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Rating: R [candid mention of sexual situations]


Summary: "I expected it to be dirtier."


Pairing: Draco/Ron


Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, and I’m sure J.K. Rowling would gouge out my eyes if she ever knew I’d done this. So don’t tell on me and I won’t charge you to read it.


Distribution: List archives, anyone already archiving my fic, anyone who asks nicely, my site at http://www.biteyourtongue.net/wilde


Notes: Lyrics come from the song “I Know” by Save Ferris featured on the ’10 Things I Hate About You’ soundtrack. I gave myself a random lyric challenge by hitting my iTunes on random and picking the first song that played. Very quick little jump-starter for my brain written and edited in about an hour.


Completed: November 27, 2004
Fandoms: Books, Harry Potter [Movies], Movies, slash fiction Characters: None
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 737
Published: 11/27/04 Updated: 11/27/04
Humorless by anny385 Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Based on a spoiler that is about Tony in a January episode. I put in the spoiler, so if you don't want to read the spoiler then don't read.
Fandoms: N.C.I.S Characters: Anthony Dinozzo
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 835
Published: 11/14/10 Updated: 11/14/10
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Synopsis: Sid deals with a new arrival at the lab.
AN: I'm a season behind in CSI:NY (don't get the station too good so I have to wait until it comes out on dvd) and just got season three. Grimmy got two new vic. . . err stars for his deathfics thanks to Peyton and Cam from Bones.
Fandoms: CSI: New York, General fiction Characters: Other male
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425
Published: 05/10/08 Updated: 05/10/08
humorous deathfic -- Who knew those suits hid THAT? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: NCIS
Genre: Slash
Rating: FRC
Pairing:You'll see
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: It was just supposed to be a normal convention, even if it was in Miami and the hotel was hosting another convention at the same time.
AN: I got bit by multiple versions of this bunny, so you'll be getting more than one version of this story for each fandom.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI: Miami, General fiction, House M.D, N.C.I.S Characters: Ducky aka Dr. Donald Mallard, Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo, Ziva David, Dr. Gregory House, Chief Medical Examiner Alexx Woods, Eric Delko, Lieutenant Horatio Caine, Ryan Wolfe, Tim Speedle
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 298
Published: 05/18/07 Updated: 05/18/07
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY/House/CSI: Miami
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: Now you know why they have carpeting in hotels
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 667
Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06
humorous deathfic: A what fell on her? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstar [ Reviews = 2 / Kudos Received = 14 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Mac gets a phone call from the morgue.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 346
Published: 05/10/06 Updated: 05/10/06
humorous deathfic: Conrad, you incredible idiot by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series.
Archive: Beyond canon, wwomb, my upcoming humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Sara collapses on a scene. The cause stuns everybody.
AN: For Katelya_mct from sylum, who gave me the Sara bunny. Looks down at bunny currently gnawing on ankle, you want him back? .
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Sara Sidle
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 536
Published: 12/06/06 Updated: 12/06/06
Summary: Fandom:CSI:Miami/Transformers
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T for language
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: Calleigh is stunned, did she really see what she thought she saw?
AN: This is the other story mentioned in 'why H really takes the hummer home every night.' I put the blame firmly for this one on a number of sources. Bev, who first mentioned that the robot in the end of the movie looked just like Horatio when he stood there over the city, all he needed was his hands on his hips and a pair of sunglasses, Tony/Sam who wrote a hilarious Supernatural/Transformers snippet, and Faramir and Draco who fed the bunny till he's ready to burst and pushed the brat in my direction.
AN II: AU, Speed is alive and Ryan is with the team. May or may not take place after another bunny Faramir gave me, which is currently in the 'okay, quit snickering and tell me what to write' stages of development.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI: Miami, General fiction, The Transformers Characters: Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, Lieutenant Horatio Caine
Genres: General Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 436
Published: 07/14/07 Updated: 07/14/07
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Danny/Mac/Don
Rating: FRT, for swearing
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my Humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB,.my deathfic page (coming soon)
AN: based on Ginny and Kathie's wonderful Don on a sugarhigh fics.
Synopsis: The gang has to deal with a sugar hyped Montana.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Mac/Danny/Don
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 634
Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: It had been way too quiet in the lab, that's a bad thing, right? It is when a bored Greg Sanders is involved.
AN: Remind me not to let the bunnies watch mythbusters any more, they get too many ideas from the show.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 525
Published: 08/23/06 Updated: 08/23/06
Humorous Deathfic: How the hell did that happen? by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: House, and by extension the Princeton-Plainsboro hospital, deals with the loss of their 'beloved' administrator in a freak accident.
Fandoms: House M.D Characters: Gregory House/James Wilson [House MD], Gregory House/James Wilson/Robert Chase [House MD], Lisa Cuddy [House MD]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 603
Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: They thought it was just a prop
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 261
Published: 05/19/06 Updated: 05/19/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic page
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfic page (in progress)
Synopsis: Mac explains how he lost another CSI. Umm, whoops?
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 435
Published: 07/31/06 Updated: 07/31/06
Summary: Fandom: The Sentinel
Rating: FR-T
Genre: Gen
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page http://www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: Blair was in a hurry so he grabbed his special flashlight.
AN: My first Sentinel fic!!! Thanks to be for Patt who wrote and asked me where the Sentinel fics were and Allie who pushed the bunny in my direction.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: General fiction, The Sentinel Characters: Blair Sandburg, Lt. Detective James Ellison, other female, Simon Banks
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 331
Published: 05/31/07 Updated: 05/31/07
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Computers and Montana? They really don't mix.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 326
Published: 06/02/06 Updated: 06/02/06
Summary: Fandom:CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Gil is called out for a crime scene. Interestingly, he'd just sent Greg and Sara to the same crime scene an hour ago.
AN: For Buffy Summers, who wrote and told me that she loved how I killed off my characters in this series, and asked me for a Sara Sidle fic thanks to that scene in the season finale (we all know which one I'm talking about). I got the idea for her death from a story I recently read and, to quote Emeril, BAM!
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Gil Grissom, Greg Sanders, Sara Sidle
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 206
Published: 06/08/06 Updated: 06/08/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics page
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: Lindsay meets part of the New York nightlife they don't tell you about in the guidebooks.
AN: This story came to be because I'm busy rereading the Ballistics series by Voracity. The plot bunny fanged up and sank his teeth in my ankle.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 303
Published: 07/04/06 Updated: 07/04/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Mac deals with Lindsay's death.
AN: I put the blame squarely for this fic on Mythbusters. I'm watching right now and they say you can die from breathing helium. I quote 'I stop when my lips turn blue' and I immediately thought of Montana and Sara.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 210
Published: 07/15/06 Updated: 07/15/06
Summary: Fandom: House
Genre: Slash
Pairing: House/Chase/Wilson
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC/MPREG(Don't read if it bothers you) (the bunny bit last night and won't let go)
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: The ducklings have to deal with a pregnant House. Happy, happy, joy, joy.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: House/Wilson/Chase
Genres: Slash Warnings: MPreg, Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 541
Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 05/12/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 662
Published: 05/05/06 Updated: 05/05/06
Summary: Fandom:CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay makes her opinion known to the wrong person, and pays the price for her big mouth.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 544
Published: 06/15/06 Updated: 06/15/06
humorous deathfic: Killed by a cat by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Synopsis: Can somebody really die from a cute, harmless 'itty-witty-bitty' kitty?
AN: No animals were harmed in the course of this story.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 351
Published: 05/09/06 Updated: 05/09/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Sheldon has to explain how Lindsay died.
AN: This is the sequel to 'Are you saying an ice cube killed her?', because a lot of people told me that Sheldon had to tell Mac about Lindsay.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 394
Published: 05/11/06 Updated: 05/11/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Mac finds out about the 'unorthodox' death of his not so beloved CSI.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 418
Published: 07/12/06 Updated: 07/12/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay and fruit doesn't mix.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 286
Published: 05/10/06 Updated: 05/10/06
Summary: Fandom: House
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRT for some swearing
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: House thought this was going to be a normal day, until one of his Ducklings failed to show up for work.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 242
Published: 05/12/06 Updated: 05/12/06
Summary: Fandom: Doctor Who (part of my unnamed Doctor/Jack series, if you squint and look hard)
Rating: FR-T for language
Genre: Pre-slash
Pairing: Jack/9th Doctor (in the future)
Characters: 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Jack Harkness, Me, assorted evil plot bunnies and muses
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page www.geocities.com/funnyfatalfics
Synopsis: You remember the Doctor Who bunny I mentioned on Sylum. . . He got loose, with some help.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: Doctor Who, slash fiction Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 852
Published: 07/08/07 Updated: 07/08/07
humorous deathfic: Rick Stetler--Deceased by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 3 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI:Miami
Genre: Gen
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: The Chief of Police breaks the news to his 'devastated' coworkers that Stetler died.
AN: This story was spawned by a line in Voracity's Miami Childhood AU story posted today on her list.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 365
Published: 12/06/06 Updated: 12/06/06
Summary: Sara thought the sign couldn't possibly apply to her.
Fandoms: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Characters: Al Robbins [CSI], Conrad Ecklie [CSI], Sara Sidle [CSI]
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 556
Published: 04/24/07 Updated: 04/24/07
humorous deathfic: The many deaths of Lisa Cuddy by Josette Grover Rated: FRT - young teen half-star [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 5 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: House/Highlander: The series
Genre: Slash
Pairing: House/Wilson/Chase
Rating: FR-T
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my upcoming humorous deathfic page
Synopsis: Cuddy has a bad day at the hospital.
AN: I mentioned on sylum the fact that Lindsay and/or cuddy as a vampire meant that I could kill her in a fic, wait for her to wake up, then kill her again. The darn bunny would not stop howling until I wrote this piece of insanity, except that in this case she's an Highlander type Immortal, not a vampire.
AN II: Silliness and OOC portrayals.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: House/Wilson/Chase
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 479
Published: 06/13/06 Updated: 06/13/06
humorous Deathfic: Told him not to drink my coffee by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Gen
Rating; FRC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous Deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Ecklie learns why you don't steal Greg's coffee.
AN: for everybody who's asked me for an Ecklie deathfic.
AN II: Apologies in advance to Allie if this hits too close to home for you, my thoughts and prayers are with the family of that poor baby.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: Greg Sanders, Other
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 127
Published: 12/02/06 Updated: 12/02/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI: Miami
Rating: FR-T
Warning: Deathfic
Genre: Gen
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic Series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (in progress)
Synopsis: The boys are bored and the deadly words 'wanna bet' are uttered.
AN: This story is inspired by the urge to hurt somebody at Sleuth Channel who took the show burning Zone off the schedule six episodes before it's finished and a line from Voracity's Demon Ballistics story where Montana dropped off a squirt gun in ballistics. Mac looked at the gun and said 'Okay, I don't think that could have killed anyone'. Grimmy perked up his ears, his nose started twitching, the carrot in his mouth started waggling like W.C. Field's cigar and he started snickering 'wanna bet'!
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI: Miami, General fiction Characters: Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, Frank Tripp, Ryan Wolfe, Horatio Caine
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death, Humor
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 401
Published: 04/08/07 Updated: 04/08/07
humorous deathfic: What the hell is that? by Josette Grover Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Grissom/Greg, Warrick/Nick
Rating: FRM
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic page
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: the gang finds out a secret about Sara when something happens at a sex club.
AN: The spark that spawned this and the other two stories in this set of deathfics jumped me earlier today when a link was posted to sylumclan. http://www.mememachinego.com/archives/001088.html
Somebody mentioned finding one of them at a crime scene and the bunny started howling.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Gil/Greg, Warrick/Nick
Genres: Slash Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 743
Published: 06/19/06 Updated: 06/19/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Mac/Danny/Don
Rating: FRAO for use of a rather disturbing prop
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB. My humorous deathfics page (under construction)
Synopsis: Danny and Don mess with Montana's mind with a piece of evidence found at a scene, and put her in her place regarding Mac.
AN: Yeah, I know I promised you a Kill Lindsay fic when the other story was first posted. Grimmy was silent until now, when he gave me two other fics. I still have to do a House fic using this particular item.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Mac/Danny/Don
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 790
Published: 07/31/06 Updated: 07/31/06
humorous deathfic: Who you gonna call? by Josette Grover Rated: FRC - child safe [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY/Unidentified fandom to be announced (The title might be a giveaway though)
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: Deathfic (I write anything else anymore?)
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfic series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (In progress)
Synopsis: Lindsay and Danny are out of a case. Only Danny comes back alive.
AN: I had a real ghostbusters bunny nibble on me this weekend (along with the Doogie Howser vampire idea I tormented the sylum list with) and this is the result.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 371
Published: 06/15/06 Updated: 06/15/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: WWOMB, Beyond Canon, my humorous deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: The others find Lindsay dead in her lab, they have to find out what happened.
AN: You can blame this story on Ginny, who asked me if I'd written a story where they died from running with scissors yet. Grimmy perked up his ears and gave me a half done mini-Grimmy story ideas.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 391
Published: 06/07/06 Updated: 06/07/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI:NY
Genre: Gen
Rating: FRC
Warning: DEATHFIC
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series.
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfic page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay, leave plumbing to the professionals.
AN: Story came about because of a scene in NCIS where Ducky talks about a man drowning in his kitchen sink, and Buffy Summers who mentioned the kitchen sink in her e-mail asking for a kill Sara fic. There, now I can say I've thrown everything at Montana, including the kitchen sink. Anybody tired of me killing Montana? Listens to sound of crickets chirping and smirks, Didn't think so.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 304
Published: 06/08/06 Updated: 06/08/06
Summary: Fandom:CSI:NY/Mythbusters
Warning: Deathfic
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my deathfics page (upcoming)
Synopsis: Lindsay volunteers as a scientific expert on a television show filming in NY. Something happens while she's there.
AN: I'm watching Mythbusters right nhow, and the bunny bit me with a story idea. For the sake of this story, the gang is in New York filming for a special episode instead of California where they normally film.
Submitted through the Makebelieve_YG mailing list.
Fandoms: general fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 290
Published: 05/11/06 Updated: 05/11/06
Summary: Fandom: CSI: Miami (mention of another fandom)
Genre: Slash (you'll see)
Rating: FR-T for language
Series/Sequel: Part of my humorous deathfics series
Archive: Beyond Canon, WWOMB, my humorous deathfics page
Synopsis: Rick knows there's a reason why Horatio takes the Hummer home every night, and he's going to find out why if it kills him. Unfortunately for him, he was right.
Notes: I put the blame for this fic fully on Faramir's paws, he and Draco were talking about Transformers, ejection seats, and then said the magic words, 'Oh Grimmy????'
I've got 2 different variations on this story idea, so you're getting them both. Scowls at cackling bunny, no I don't wanna make it three, even if it is a good way to get rid of Madam Director.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Makebelieve_YG
Fandoms: CSI: Miami, slash fiction Characters: Lieutenant Horatio Caine, Rick Stetler, surprise
Genres: Slash Warnings: Character Death, Humor, Language
Challenges: None
Series: humorous Deathfic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 463
Published: 07/15/07 Updated: 07/15/07
Humorous Denial by YumYumPM Rated: FRT15 - over 15 [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 14 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended.

Napoleon has a little trouble accepting the truth


Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Napoleon Solo
Genres: General Warnings: ficlet, Humor
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 398
Published: 02/11/11 Updated: 02/11/11
Hung Out To Dry & Making The Most Of It..! by Bethany Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary:

Nothing about the characters or world of this story belong to me...

They are just characters in a story to me... A CSI:NY story set after the episode 'Hung Out To Dry' of Season 3...


Fandoms: CSI: New York, slash fiction Characters: Don/Danny, Danny Messer/Don Flack
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 540
Published: 02/26/07 Updated: 02/26/07
Hung Up by Silk Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 11 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: Velvet Goldmine
Pairing: Curt/Brian
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What if Curt knew that Brian was out there at that last concert?
Archive: If I sent it to you, please feel free.
Series/Sequel: This is turning into an odd sort of series. Unnamed as yet.
Disclaimer: Velvet Goldmine and its characters are owned by Miramax. Not me. This work is not for profit.
Warnings: No actual sex, but rampantly bad language throughout, hence the warning. If the F-word squicks you, please don't read this. Despite the language warning, this is surprisingly romantic. Well, for two people who aren't sure if they love or hate each other, anyway. Spoilers for the movie.
Fandoms: slash fiction, Velvet Goldmine Characters: Curt/Brian
Genres: Slash Warnings: Language
Challenges: None
Series: Rise To Fall
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1970
Published: 05/09/08 Updated: 05/09/08
Hunger by XFreak Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Jim seeks to satisfy his hunger.
Fandoms: The Sentinel Characters: Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg [The Sentinel]
Genres: Slash Warnings: Kink - Piercings, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: Pierced
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1114
Published: 05/20/07 Updated: 05/20/07
Hunger by Kirke Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 5 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Pairing: Arthur/Zaphod
Rating: NC-17 (PPT– ‘pure porn with a twist’ :D)
Series: 'Infinity Minus One' movieverse.


While suffering from a mild case of insomnia, Arthur notices something interesting about his lover.
Fandoms: slash fiction Characters: Arthur, Zaphod, Zaphod/Arthur
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, graphic sex, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2536
Published: 11/08/05 Updated: 11/08/05
Hunger by Lycanus Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 22 ] Featured Stories
Summary:

Tristan's thoughts on love and desire ...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, setting etc. are the property of their respective owners.  The original characters and plots are my own.  I'm in no way associated with the owners, creators or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended.


Fandoms: King Arthur: 2004, Movies Characters: Tristan/Dagonet
Genres: Slash Warnings: friendship, m/m, Preslash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 991
Published: 12/27/11 Updated: 12/27/11
Hunger by eoen Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 7 / Kudos Received = 17 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: FRAO
Summary: AU Supernatural: Gibbs lets Tony in on a huge secret when he's injured pursuing a suspect in the woods.
Submitted through http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NavyNCISslash
Fandoms: N.C.I.S, slash fiction Characters: Jethro Gibbs/Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12594
Published: 06/25/07 Updated: 06/25/07
Hunger by Poodle Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 5 ] Featured Stories
Summary: *Discipline is essential.* It is Venice 1270. The streets are teeming with revelers, but Nicholas misjudges the level of his freedom with dangerous consequences.
Fandoms: Forever Knight Characters: Nick, LaCroix
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Angst, Non-con, mild violence, torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2532
Published: 07/05/04 Updated: 07/05/04
Hunger by Melanie Anne Rated: Parental FFRMCuidance starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Fandom: Hannibal
Rating: PG
Summary: His self-control fails him. The ache has turned into desperate need.
Disclaimer: Not my characters.
A/N: Susan, thank you. You made this a better story. ::bear hug::
Fandoms: Hannibal Characters: Hannibal/Clarice
Genres: General Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 469
Published: 11/02/04 Updated: 11/02/04
Hunger by Ratwoman Rated: FRT15 - over 15 [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 5 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Sirius pays Severus a visit
Fandoms: The Harry Potter Series Characters: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
Genres: Slash Warnings: coerced sexual encounters
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1344
Published: 08/25/10 Updated: 08/25/10
Hungry by Thunder Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 4 ] Featured Stories
Summary: PERMISSION TO ARCHIVE: Of course
FANDOM(s):LnO, LnO:SVU
GENRE: FemmeSlash
PAIRING(S): Spin the wheel, let's find out.....
DISCLAIMERS: I don't own nobody but the Tramp.....
RATING\WARNINGS: FRAO, subject matter.
SPOILERS: None
SUMMARY: Hornball night at the Aerie.
WARNINGS: None
NOTES: I wrote this years ago, when Alex was still allowed in the Aerie, the bitch......
ACKNOWLEGEMENTS: hungry Lita Ford
I am a feedback whore. Pay me.<EG>
Fandoms: Law And Order, Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, slash fiction Characters: surprise
Genres: Slash, Song, fic Warnings: f/f, femslash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 598
Published: 04/27/08 Updated: 04/27/08
Hungry and Horny by Life Hunter Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: SUMMARY: Faith and Buffy are hungry and horny after a bit of slayage.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Buffy/Faith
Genres: Slash Warnings: f/f, femslash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 930
Published: 07/03/09 Updated: 07/03/09
Hungry For Your Touch by Ursula Rated: FRT15 - over 15 [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 23 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Neal is punished after his escape by time in the hole
Fandoms: White Collar Characters: ensemble, Neal/Peter
Genres: None Warnings: Angst
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5848
Published: 01/02/10 Updated: 01/02/10
Hunted by Nancy Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 9 ] Featured Stories
Summary: House lays a trap for Wilson.
Fandoms: House M.D Characters: Gregory House/James Wilson [House MD]
Genres: Slash Warnings: PWP
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1654
Published: 09/19/13 Updated: 09/19/13
Hunted by lilithangel Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Xander comes home from work to find himself being hunted by a vampire, a bored and very amorous vampire.
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters: Spike/Xander Harris [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
Genres: Slash Warnings: domination, graphic sex, m/m, Oral sex, Rimming
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1578
Published: 02/12/12 Updated: 02/12/12

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