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Title:Man\u2019s Man
\nAuthor: PattRose
\nCategory: Pre-slash
\nWarning: Pure silliness ahead.
\nWord Count: 1,120<\/p>\n

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Man\u2019s Man
\nBy Patt<\/p>\n

Funny, I always thought of myself as a ladies man, come to find out, I\u2019m a man\u2019s man.<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve had women falling all over me for years, and simply loved it, so I never objected to any of it. But suddenly my life is filled with confusion and feelings for a man. How could I miss this? Jim has been my roommate for over three years and I was taking a shower a week ago and thought of naked Jim while I was in there. Where in the hell did that come from? I had to take care of myself afterwards, because I didn\u2019t want to walk around with a hard-on all damn day long. Why is this happening to me? I\u2019ve been perfectly content with my life up until now. But now, I want to see Jim naked? I think I\u2019m sort of old to have these feelings. I mean, I tried things when I was young and just starting college. I enjoyed men, but I moved on and never found one that made me think twice about them, so I figured it had been a phase. Evidentially that phase is back and it\u2019s driving me insane with need.<\/p>\n

Why would I want to be with the grumpy, balding, out of sort\u2019s person that I live with? He\u2019s a cop for crying out loud\u2026 Sure, he has a body to die for, but there are a lot of people that do, and I don\u2019t think about them while I\u2019m in the shower. I seem to be fine now that I\u2019m in my office. Good\u2026 I was hoping it was just a fluke. I haven\u2019t been dating much and I guess this is what happens when I don\u2019t. No one is coming in for office hours so I\u2019m left to think about Jim. This isn\u2019t such a good thing. I need to think about school. Oh. My. God\u2026I just pictured Jim bending me over my desk and telling me he knows what the teacher needs. I only thought I was hard this morning. Now, I\u2019m really hard. Wait a minute, why couldn\u2019t I<\/strong> be bending Jim over my desk? It doesn\u2019t have to be me, does it? I could just ask him how he felt about it. Yeah, right\u2026 I can\u2019t help but smile as I run my hand over my hard cock and pray that no one comes into my office anytime soon. I think I would like to bend Jim Ellison over my desk, pull his jeans down and have my wicked way with him. I could even use a ruler if I felt like it. He might like that part. Smack\u2026 Smack\u2026 Smack\u2026 I would love to watch his beautiful ass grow pink as I use the ruler from my desk. I\u2019ve not used that ruler for much else and now I will never look at it the same way again.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m laughing and getting hysterical. I can\u2019t work beside Jim every day thinking about bending him over my desk and having my way with him. What in the hell is wrong with me? And where in the hell did the idea come from to smack him with the ruler? I\u2019m not a physical person, usually. Why would I want to spank Jim Ellison? Maybe he\u2019s been a naughty, naughty boy. Oh Christ, I am hysterical. Please, let no one come to my office today. Please, please, please. Now I sound like a Beatles song. For crying out loud, I\u2019m going nuts.<\/p>\n

I know what I need. I need to focus on looking out the window and watching people walk by. That\u2019s the ticket. That\u2019ll keep me busy for the next three hours. For Pete\u2019s sake, I\u2019ve still got three hours to go?<\/p>\n

I watch the people walk by my window and I see someone with Jim\u2019s build and it drives me wild. So is it anyone that can flip my switch on and off? Or is it just Jim?<\/p>\n

You know what I feel like right now? I feel like the Wizard of Oz and I\u2019m standing behind the curtain when Toto pulls it open. Don\u2019t pay any attention to the man behind the curtain. He\u2019s insane.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I decide it\u2019s safer at my desk then watching men out the window. Geeze, I\u2019m a little old for this.<\/p>\n

I have Wizard of Oz in my brain and I\u2019m thinking about the characters from the movie. I feel like the cowardly lion, because I would never bring this up to Jim. Sometimes I would be the scarecrow wishing I had a brain. I could love Jim like no other. Holy shit, where did that come from? I\u2019m the tin man, looking for a heart. How long have I felt this way for Jim? Am I going to bring this up to him? Or will I continue to be the man behind the curtain? I think I have a fever. Let me click my heels together and say, \u2018There\u2019s no place like home. There\u2019s no place like home.\u2019<\/p>\n

I find myself wishing I was home and talking to Jim. Do I dare bring it up? Or do I just continue to be the Wizard or the lion? I really think I have a fever. Yeah, I bet that\u2019s what\u2019s happening here. I\u2019m sick. I\u2019m sick all right. Sick in the head. I know I can\u2019t bring this up to him so instead I\u2019ll just try and carry on as I have been.<\/p>\n

Let me put that damn ruler away and leave for the day. I\u2019m definitely sick. Maybe Jim will make me hot soup. That would be nice. Soup doesn\u2019t help people that are losing their minds though.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to stop at the video store and rent Wizard of Oz. I want to get Jim\u2019s take on the different characters. He might just think I\u2019m insane for watching it, but I\u2019m renting it and I\u2019ll click my heels together in my room tonight. \u2018There\u2019s no place like Jim\u2019s bed. There\u2019s no place like Jim\u2019s bed.\u2019<\/p>\n

Okay, I\u2019ve gone and ruined a perfect G rated movie and it\u2019ll never be the same for me. I need help. I wish I had Glenda to talk to. Maybe I could pretend Megan Connor was Glenda and ask her what to do. Oh my, I\u2019m hysterical again. She looks more like the Wicked Witch of the West. I crack myself up.<\/p>\n

Get up you goof-ball, and drive home and talk to Jim. You need to talk to someone and he\u2019s it.<\/p>\n

Wish me luck. \u2018There\u2019s no place like home. There\u2019s no place like home.\u2019<\/p>\n

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