Team Players
\nBy Patt<\/p>\n
Summary: Jim and Blair discuss football terms while lying in bed one night. Blair asks all of the questions and Jim tries to answer.
\nEmail: PattRose1@aol.com
\nNotes: Lisa gave me this idea and I never dreamed it would take so long to write. LOL<\/p>\n
Jim was holding Blair in his arms, after a wonderful time making love to him. The two men just lay in bed holding on to each other. At least until Blair had to talk. He couldn\u2019t be anywhere without talking for too long. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cHave you ever thought about football terms and how sexual they sound?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\nJim smiled. \u201cNo, honestly, I never gave it a thought.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re going to love this discussion. I\u2019m going to take you through the terms in order, so that we don\u2019t leave any out. Hang on a minute, I have to get my book of terms,\u201d Blair said a he jumped out of bed and grabbed his terminology book for football and got back into bed. <\/p>\n
\nJim enjoyed seeing a naked Blair bounce from one end of the room to the other. Yes, he loved his Chief. <\/p>\n
\n
\nAstroturf<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou know, Jim, this is just asking to be made fun of. First it has the word ass in it and then they\u2019re talking about turfs. As in, your ass belongs to me, so your astro is on my turf.\u201d <\/p>\n
\nJim laughed softly. \u201cWell, I\u2019ve been called worse then that, so I guess being your Astroturf isn\u2019t too bad.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nBackfield<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI like this word, it\u2019s very suggestive. There is a field where you\u2019re going to be lying on your back. Yup, that\u2019s my sort of field. Don\u2019t you agree, Jim?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI sure do. Keep going, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nRunning Back<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019d like to think that I fuck you so well that you\u2019d just keep running back for more. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cChief, I know, I\u2019d come running back for more. I always do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nHalf-back<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is when you\u2019re putting your shirt over your head and I can only see half of your back.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim burst out laughing and said, \u201cBlair, I think that\u2019s maybe pushing the term on that one.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nFullback<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is when I ask you to take your shirt off and you turn around to throw your shirt off at the same time, so I\u2019m exposed to a full back.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cHas anyone ever told you, that you have a one track mind?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, you,\u201d Blair answered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nBall Carrier<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cBabe, if you need your balls carried, you know I\u2019m your man. I\u2019d like to think that each of us is our own ball carrier until we need to rest them a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re cracking me up, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nBeat<\/b><\/p>\n
\nBlair bursts out laughing before he even says anything. \u201cThis is when I take your cock and beat it. And as you come, the crowd goes wild.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhat crowd?\u201d Jim asked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cMe, you silly goose.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nBump-and-run<\/b><\/p>\n
\nBoth men are howling at this. \u201cI\u2019d like to think that anytime we bump, we want to run, so this is a good one for us. I love bumping and running with you.\u201d Blair was quite pleased with his statement this time. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI like when we bump-and-run too,\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nClipping<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cOkay, this one\u2019s not that funny. Actually I can\u2019t even think of anything funny for this one.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019ve got one, Chief. This is where I clip your hair before we get the razor out, so you have no anal hair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGood one, Jim. You\u2019re right, there is one for that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nCoverage<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019d like to think that we both give good coverage. You wrap me in your arms so well, that no one could get to me. And I hope I do the same for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou do, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nDead Ball<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is when we\u2019re both exhausted after fucking two or three times. Our balls are dead.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim laughed and said, \u201cI know this feeling all too well.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nDouble Coverage<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI think this is when we\u2019re both holding each other. No one can slip past us, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI agree.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nDown<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cDown, boy, down.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI have to agree on that one. We both say that to each other, so that\u2019s a good one.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nDrive<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWho gets to drive later on tonight, Jim?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cIt\u2019s my turn, babe. Remember, you promised I could drive later?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOh yeah. Okay, you\u2019re driving later. So there we have a driver.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nEligible Receiver<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cJim, you are always eligible to me. I like you as the receiver.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI know you do. But I like you as my eligible receiver too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe\u2019re both eligible, who knew?\u201d <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI knew, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nEnd Zone<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou have the best end zone I\u2019ve ever had the privilege to visit.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI sort of like yours too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cSort of?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m hot for your end zone, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cMuch better.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nFair Catch<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe were both available and therefore a fair catch. I asked you out and you accepted, so that was that,\u201d Blair said smiling. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhat are you talking about? I asked you out first.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cAre we going to fight over the catch?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI guess not,\u201d Jim replied. <\/p>\n
\nBlair beamed, because he knew he was winning again. <\/p>\n
\n
\nField Goal<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou are going to go for a field goal in just a little while, aren\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOh yeah. I\u2019m getting hot discussing these terms,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWant me to turn the fan on?\u201d Blair teased. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNot that kind of hot and you know it, babe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo more playing the field for us. We\u2019ve reached our goal,\u201d Blair said sweetly. <\/p>\n
\n
\nFirst Down<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThat would have been you tonight. I had you stripped and on the bed so fast that it wasn\u2019t even funny.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI would hope it\u2019s not funny.\u201d Jim winked at Blair. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cIt should say easy first down. Then that would be a perfect description of you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cThanks a lot Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re welcome.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nForward Pass<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is what you do to me, in order to get me in bed. You touch, kiss, talk and cajole until I move to the bedroom. You\u2019re very forward.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI love laying passes on my main man,\u201d Jim said, smiling. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re a really good passer, too,\u201d Blair answered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nFoul<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis ones easy, it\u2019s when you don\u2019t take a shower and ask me to eat you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGross, Chief. I never do that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. But that is what a foul is. Not being prepared.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nFumble<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe don\u2019t like to discuss fumbles, do we Jim?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cSo I came a little early this morning. I couldn\u2019t help it. You make me super hot.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOkay, I\u2019ll let you off the hook then.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cBlair, are you saying you\u2019ve never fumbled?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI never said that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGood, because I could point them out for you,\u201d Jim replied. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhat are you doing, keeping track?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou betcha,\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nGoal Line<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is a lot like field goal, but it\u2019s just the place, not the deed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim laughed and kissed Blair. <\/p>\n
\n
\nGoal Post<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is in case someone is really stupid and can\u2019t find the hole.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nNow Jim was howling. <\/p>\n
\n
\nGoing For It<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is simple, we both just went for it and that was all she wrote.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cAgreed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nHand-off<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is when you\u2019re too close to coming and I touch your dick. You tell me to get my hand off,\u201d Blair joked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWell, actually that\u2019s true. I have said that a few times.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGood, I wouldn\u2019t want to be a liar in this discussion, since it\u2019s so important and all.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\n Holding<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is what we\u2019re doing right now. I love when you hold me. I don\u2019t think the football players like it, but I sure do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNope, the football players don\u2019t like it at all. I love it too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nHome Game<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhen we decide to fool around somewhere besides the truck or the parking lot, then that is a home game.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI love home games,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI do too. I mean, I like goofing around in the truck, but home games are the best.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nIncomplete Pass<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThankfully, neither of us has had one of these. I hope we never do, but I hear that you do as you get older.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGee, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cThanks for what?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI am older,\u201d Jim replied. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cBut you\u2019re still completing them, so hush up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOkay,\u201d Jim kidded. <\/p>\n
\n
\nInterception<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou know when we\u2019re in the middle of a talk about something sexy and Connor walks up and says, \u2018good-aye mates? That is what is known as an interception.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim smiled. \u201cI couldn\u2019t agree with you more.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nLine of Scrimmage<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThe place where we want to play,\u201d Blair joked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWell, basically it is. This is usually our line of scrimmage right here on the bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nLive Ball<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019d like to think that our balls are always lively. Wouldn\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, I would agree on that.\u201d Jim said, as he snickered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nLoose Ball<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI think this is when perhaps something gets away from you. Like you were planning on fucking somebody, but instead you just humped his leg.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim burst out laughing. \u201cBlair, that only happened one time, stop being so hard on yourself. You were just horny.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m a loose ball, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, you are.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nMan-in-Motion<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cOh, I like this one. This is usually you, Jim. You\u2019re always putting the moves on me downstairs and trying to get us upstairs. Not that I\u2019m complaining, but you\u2019re my man-in-motion.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGood, I like being that for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nMidfield<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI think I would say this is about the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim howled with laughter. \u201cI can\u2019t believe how much thought you\u2019re putting into these.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cDo you think it\u2019s somewhere else?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo, I agree, I just thought it was funny.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nOffending Team<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cCarolyn\u2026She would be my offending team.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhy Carolyn, she\u2019s my ex-wife and I do mean, ex.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cShe still has the hots for you, Jim. You just don\u2019t pay attention to her. She smiles at you with that sweet fuck me smile and I swear I want to slap it off her face.\u201d <\/p>\n
\n\u201cChief, we haven\u2019t seen her in months,\u201d Jim said defensively. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cThat\u2019s when she smiled at you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m sorry about that, I\u2019ve never noticed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m just saying\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019ll tell her that she\u2019s the offending team and leave it at that,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re welcome, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nOffside<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis sort of goes back to the other one about wanting to fuck you, but instead I humped your leg. I was offside.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim howled with laughter again. \u201cYes, you were offside.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nOpen Receiver<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cOh man, this one is you. You\u2019re always open.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cAre you saying, I\u2019m easy, Chief?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, I am.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOkay, just wanted to be sure of that.\u201d Jim laughed and kissed Blair soundly. <\/p>\n
\n
\nPass Protection<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cEasy, peasy. We\u2019re always using pass protection.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re easy peasy, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nPass Rush<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhen you don\u2019t slow down enough for the protection part, then you run into the pass rush. You and I try not to do this, but we\u2019ve done it a few times.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI agree,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n
\nPersonal Foul<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cDo you think this is when you say something shitty to me in the middle of love-making?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI say shitty things to you while we\u2019re making love?\u201d Jim asked, somewhat appalled. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo, I just mean someone, not you. I think that would be a personal foul.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cFor crying out loud, this is just us. Way to go and scare a person,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cSorry, babe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cIt\u2019s okay, I just panicked for a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nPlay<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cAnother easy one. All we have to do is look at each other, and the play is in motion.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou are so right,\u201d Jim agreed. <\/p>\n
\n
\nPlay-clock<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI would hope that you wouldn\u2019t time us, but I never put anything past you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cVery funny. There is no clock when it comes to our lovemaking,\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
\n
\nPlayoffs<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis one wouldn\u2019t work for us, would it babe?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo, because we\u2019re not going to play against anyone but each other. Although we could have our own playoffs with you trying to outdo me. And then there would be me trying to outdo you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI like the sounds of that. Maybe we can make playoffs work for us,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
\n
\nPossession<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI like this one. You belong to me and I belong to you. Possession works for us,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cIt sure does work for us. I\u2019m thrilled to be your possession.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cAs I am yours, babe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nPrevious Spot<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI love this one. You know tonight when you wanted to cuddle and I said move over more your way? That\u2019s because the previous spot was wet and I didn\u2019t want to lie in it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim laughed loud and hard. \u201cI knew that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nPunt<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re always trying to get it in, so this is going to be your knick name. Jim Punt Ellison.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cVery funny. I\u2019m not the only one that does that, you know?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI know, but I love teasing you first.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nReceiver<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe\u2019ve covered this one, somewhat. We\u2019re both receivers and love every bit of it. Am I right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re always right, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nRed Zone<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou had this the other night after making love twice. You\u2019re hole was really red. So we\u2019ll start calling it the red zone.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOne of these days, I\u2019m going to be able to get you back for all of the things you say and do to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou don\u2019t like what I do to you, Jim?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOf course I do, that\u2019s why I\u2019m in the red zone.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nRookie<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cEasy! It\u2019s a virgin to either gay sex or bottom or top. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cCouldn\u2019t agree with you more.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nRush<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe never rush each other when it comes to lovemaking.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWait a minute, you do all the time. You get so hot and bothered that you have to do it right then. So you do rush,\u201d Jim informed Blair. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWell, that\u2019s pretty shitty of me, don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo, it makes me hotter for you when you get like that. Not to worry, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nSack<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cBed. Hit the sack. Yes, he shoots and he scores,\u201d Blair hollered. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWrong game, Blair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cOh yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nSafety<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe covered this earlier. We\u2019re always safe unless I go crazy from looking at you. Then it\u2019s as safe as we can be,\u201d Blair said smiling. <\/p>\n
\n
\nSpiral<\/b><\/p>\n
\nHow I feel when you get done making love to me. I\u2019m like a spinning top,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cThank you, Blair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou are most welcome, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nSpot<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI know where your spot is, do you know where mine is?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cCome here and I\u2019ll touch it for you,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNot yet, we have to finish this first,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
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\nStiff Arm<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThis is what happens when I\u2019m gone all day and you have to satisfy yourself and you get a stiff arm,\u201d Blair joked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019ll show you a stiff arm,\u201d Jim teased back. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNot yet, we\u2019re almost done.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nTackle<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI know someone who loves to tackle and fall back on the bed,\u201d Blair kidded. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI do love tackling. Basically I love having you in my arms.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m so glad.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cMe too,\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
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\nTerritory<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cI also know someone that doesn\u2019t like to share and doesn\u2019t want anyone in his territory. Gee, I wonder who that could be?\u201d Blair continued to tease. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI\u2019m not going to apologize for loving you and wanting everyone to stay away from you. You\u2019re mine, no one else\u2019s. And yes, this is my territory and I don\u2019t want anyone else in it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cNow grunt and blow air out of your nose as you push your legs back like a bull,\u201d Blair kidded. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cAs I said before, I\u2019m not going to apologize.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n
\nThird and Long<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThat\u2019s what we did on our day off. Three times and both of us were long.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim burst out laughing. <\/p>\n
\n
\nTurnover<\/b><\/p>\n
\nGosh, this one is so easy. All I have to do for sex is say turn over.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cVery funny. I happen to know that you like seeing my face when you love me, so therefore this one wouldn\u2019t work for us. Either of us. Unless of course, you got up in the morning, after a night filled with love and decided to make turnover\u2019s. Then it would work for us,\u201d Jim explained. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou\u2019re not getting turnover\u2019s. They are too much like cookies or donuts. Suck it up, big man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cRight this second?\u201d Jim asked wiggling his eyebrows up and down. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNo, not this second. I just meant, get a grip,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cNow you want me to grip it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\nFinally Blair started laughing and said, \u201cI know I can\u2019t win this, so you can win this time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nJim smiled. \u201cVictory, at last.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nWinning Percentage<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201cWe always win with you and me, babe,\u201d Blair said sweetly. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, we do. So basically our life is like a football game, isn\u2019t it? We have the same calls, the same rules and the same fun. Yup, football and sex could be almost one in the same,\u201d Jim decided. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI think football players would disagree with you about being one in the same,\u201d Blair said, evilly. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYes, I imagine so,\u201d Jim said<\/p>\n
\n\u201cSo, do we want to use some of these calls and terms to have some fun, big boy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI would love to have fun, get over here and punt,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI thought you wanted to punt,\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cI changed my mind, no one punts as well as you do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cCan we be in the red zone?\u201d Blair wondered. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYou can make my zone any color you want, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cSo you\u2019re saying you\u2019re an eligible receiver?\u201d <\/p>\n
\n\u201cYeah, Blair, I am.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cAre you ready for some football?\u201d Blair sang out. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cHot damn,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cTonight there will be no safety, we\u2019re using no pass protection, just old style fooling around,\u201d Blair whispered softly into Jim\u2019s ear. <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWorks for me, Chief. Play, baby, play.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nThe end <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Team Players By Patt Summary: Jim and Blair discuss football terms while lying in bed one night. Blair asks all of the questions and Jim tries to answer. Email: PattRose1@aol.com Notes: Lisa gave me this idea and I never dreamed … Continue reading