Surprise!
\nBy Patt<\/p>\n
Sentinel Thursday Challenge: #146: Seemed like a good idea.
\nSummary: Jim receives something in the mail and it\u2019s up to Blair to figure out what he got.
\nWord count: 2418
\nGenre: Hopeful-Slash
\nWarnings: language and talk of sex products.
\nNotes: For Debbie Stone. She\u2019s having a bit of a hard time these days and I thought this might cheer her up. Be well, Debbie. <\/p>\n
It was a very quiet Saturday afternoon. Blair was bored and when he got bored, he usually got horny. He didn\u2019t want to scare Jim off, so he had to find something to do. At that moment there was a knock at the door and Blair answered it. The mailman stood there with a large brown wrapped package. <\/p>\n
\u201cJim Ellison?\u201d he asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s in the shower, I can sign for it,\u201d Blair volunteered. He was dying to see what Jim got. He couldn\u2019t help but be curious. Jim never got anything in the mail, usually. <\/p>\n
\u201cSure, sign here,\u201d the man answered and handed the clip board to Blair. <\/p>\n
Blair signed and handed it back, taking the package out of the man\u2019s hands. \u201cThanks,\u201d Blair said as he almost pushed the delivery guy out of the doorway and slammed the door shut. <\/p>\n
He looked at the brown package and wondered what it was and then saw it was from someplace called Passion Party. <\/p>\n
Passion Party? What in the hell is that? I\u2019ve never heard of this place and have to check it out now.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n
Blair set the box on the kitchen table where Jim couldn\u2019t miss it as he walked by to go upstairs. As if on cue, Jim opened the door, exited and looked at the box and said, \u201cA package this early in the morning?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah and it\u2019s not mine,\u201d Blair said quickly before Jim passed it by. <\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s mine?\u201d Jim looked at the return address and turned a deep scarlet red. Blair had never in his entire life seen Jim so embarrassed. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s up, man? It couldn\u2019t be that bad,\u201d Blair assured him. <\/p>\n
\u201cJust something I ordered online, it\u2019s private.\u201d Jim grabbed the box, still beet red and walked up the stairs to his room. <\/p>\n
Blair was determined to go to the Passion Party website and see what Jim would have been so embarrassed over. Blair went into his room and sat down on his futon and turned on his lap top. He didn\u2019t have his first class until 10:00 that morning, so he had time to start looking for this so called Passion Party. Then he shut down the lap top when he realized Jim would know exactly what he was up to. He would have to wait until Jim left for work. <\/p>\n
\u201cChief\u2026\u201d Jim called out from the living room. <\/p>\n
Blair came out smiling and answered, \u201cYes?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s your turn for dinner tonight, so don\u2019t forget. I\u2019ve cooked the last three nights and I\u2019m sick of it. What are you making?\u201d Jim asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cI think I\u2019m going to make Stir Fry. I have all of the ingredients, so that\u2019s probably what we\u2019re going to have. Sound okay to you?\u201d Blair questioned. <\/p>\n
\u201cSounds great to me. I love your stir fry. I\u2019ll see you around 7:00,\u201d Jim said as he walked out the door. <\/p>\n
\u201cHave a good day, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBack at ya, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair watched him get on the elevator and smiled the entire time. He didn\u2019t want Jim to know he was going to be snooping behind his back as soon as he was out of the loft. <\/p>\n
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Jim got into the truck and sighed. Packages never came that early in the morning. Why did Blair have to sign for it? Why couldn\u2019t it have been himself that answered the door? God, now Blair would be snooping around the loft trying to see what was bought. Jim started the truck, growled once and backed up out of the parking lot. He sometimes hated his life. <\/p>\n
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Blair wanted to go upstairs and see what was in the box, but knew that would embarrass Jim all the more, so instead he went in, sat on his futon, turned the computer on again and waited to find what he was looking for. He went to Google and typed in Passion Party and sure enough, a site came up. Blair went right there and clicked on the link that said, \u2018For Men\u2019. Blair\u2019s jaw dropped when he saw what was on the page. Portable pussies? I mean, basically that\u2019s what Blair was seeing. Jim was a great looking man, why would he need something like this? Then Blair read about the one called Fifi. <\/p>\n
Wham Bam, thank you, Ma\u2019am, features soft, flesh like material and has a sturdy design. 6 and 1\/2\u201d in length and 3 and \u00bd \u201c in diameter. <\/i><\/p>\n
Blair started to sweat. Suddenly the idea of sticking his dick in this didn\u2019t seem that odd. There were times, he didn\u2019t have time for dates and this would beat his hand, hands down. Blair smiled at his sexual humor going through his brain. Blair decided he was going to order one and have it sent to the office at the University. He wouldn\u2019t want Jim to see it and embarrass him again. Blair got his credit card out and ordered one, never mind how expensive it was. Portable pussy was worth it. He was hard as a rock while he ordered it, knowing that soon, he would have his very own. Actually, he sort of liked the idea of lying low dating wise, because he was trying to get the nerve up to ask Jim out. Blair knew that Jim swung both ways, so that wasn\u2019t a problem. But Blair saw him once with a guy at a bar and he was built just like Jim. Blair was intimidated and knew he would have to muster up the courage to do the deed. <\/p>\n
Blair closed down the lap top, and knew he was going to have to haul ass to get to class on time. He didn\u2019t even notice the time while he was eyeballing those portable pussies. He grabbed his backpack and flew out of the door. <\/p>\n
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That night when Jim got home, he figured out that Blair was going to either tease him or question him about the package. Jim wasn\u2019t in the mood at all. But then he stood in the hallway and smelled dinner and his mood changed immediately. God, Jim loved Blair\u2019s cooking. <\/p>\n
With a lighter step, Jim walked in and said, \u201cIt smells wonderful in the hallway, but it really smells good in here.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThanks. I was hoping it would make your day. Connor called me and said you had a pretty messy case. So I wanted things to be nice.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim just looked at him oddly. Why was Blair being so fucking nice? <\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, I did have a hard day, although, I wish Connor wouldn\u2019t call and tell you things from work. It\u2019s not her business and I wouldn\u2019t want you worrying on days when you can\u2019t come in.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, she was just calling for something else. And I asked how your day was going. She didn\u2019t bring it up until I threatened her with torture if she didn\u2019t tell me. She said she had just gotten her nails, done, she didn\u2019t want them pulled out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat in the hell does that have to do with what we\u2019re talking about?\u201d Jim asked, looking so cute while confused. <\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, torture, like pulling someone\u2019s finger nails out?\u201d Blair said laughing. <\/p>\n
\u201cYou two, are sick puppies, I hope you know that,\u201d Jim said as he hung up his gun and washed his hands for dinner. He could smell that things were done, and he was ready to eat. <\/p>\n
\u201cSit down, I\u2019ll bring dinner over. Table\u2019s already set,\u201d Blair said getting Jim a beer. <\/p>\n
Jim opened it and drank half of it in one swig. \u201cGod, that tastes so good, Chief. I really like this beer that you made for me. You\u2019re the best.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGood, I\u2019m glad. Miller Lite is fine sometimes, but I like to save these for special occasions,\u201d Blair said sweetly. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s the occasion?\u201d Jim asked, having no clue that he was opening the door to a horrible discussion. <\/p>\n
Blair dished their food up and sat down to eat. Jim started in right away, making all of the yummy noises that he usually did while eating Blair\u2019s cooking. <\/p>\n
\u201cAbout this morning. I\u2019m sorry that I signed for the package, but it\u2019s really not embarrassing. I saw the return address and I checked it out online.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim swallowed and began choking on his food, or was that his tongue? Blair jumped up and patted his back until the choking stopped and said, \u201cJim, it\u2019s not that big of a deal. I ordered something from them today.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cReally?\u201d Jim asked looking a little less horrified. <\/p>\n
\u201cI went to the \u2018For Him\u2019 page and ordered me a handy, dandy, portable pussy,\u201d Blair said oh so happily. <\/p>\n
Jim had just taken another bite and begun to swallow it and started choking again. This time he had to stand up and push himself over the back of the chair. Yes, he was being overly dramatic, but he felt he needed this. <\/p>\n
\u201cGeeze, Jim. You act like you\u2019ve never ever heard the words before. That site is wonderful. Which one did you get?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cI got massage lotion, cream, lube and condoms. I would never order one of those things for me, just personal preference.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy? What\u2019s wrong with Fifi?\u201d Blair inquired. <\/p>\n
Jim burst out laughing and said, \u201cI don\u2019t want to get into it. You do your thing and I\u2019ll just shut up about it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, seriously, you have my attention now, what\u2019s wrong with Fifi?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFirst of all, I wouldn\u2019t buy anything named Fifi. Next, I would never stick my dick in something over and over again that\u2019s plastic and hard to clean. Let me just give you one word to focus on, GERMS<\/b>.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, I\u2019m clean,\u201d Blair said sounding upset. <\/p>\n
\u201cI know you\u2019re<\/b> clean, but is the sheath going to be clean when you don\u2019t get all of your spunk out of it? Germs, germs, germs. Now let me get back to eating my dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGross. I can\u2019t believe I ordered that damn thing. I was thinking you got one too and it went to my head. Yes, both heads. It seemed like a good idea at the time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust call and cancel your order,\u201d Jim suggested. <\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to as soon as I\u2019m done eating. I spent like sixty five bucks, total.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBlair, why would you think you needed that anyhow?\u201d Jim asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve been thinking about asking this guy out and I wanted something to tide me over until I got up the nerve,\u201d Blair explained. <\/p>\n
\u201cAnd your hand didn\u2019t seem good enough?\u201d Jim wondered aloud. <\/p>\n
\u201cIt was the descriptions of the products. They rope you in and make you see nothing but an orgasm. I\u2019m hard just talking about it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim laughed again. \u201cSo, ask the guy out and be done with it. Surely it can\u2019t be that big of a deal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know if I\u2019m his type,\u201d Blair said softly. <\/p>\n
\u201cEveryone likes you Blair. Even the married women in records want to sleep with you, so I don\u2019t think you\u2019ll have a problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSome married women in records want to sleep with me? Who?\u201d Blair was side tracked once again. <\/p>\n
\u201cFocus, grasshopper,\u201d Jim teased. <\/p>\n
\u201cWell, he\u2019s super gorgeous and I\u2019m a little intimidated about his body and so on. I just don\u2019t know if it would work,\u201d Blair said sadly. <\/p>\n
\u201cJust ask me out and stop with all of the compliments. \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cYou knew it was you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBlair, I smell your pheromones big time lately, no matter what time of the day or night. And you\u2019ve been dating less and less. I didn\u2019t want to push you, so I decided to let you come to me when you were ready.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou shit, you knew all along? What a crappy Guide I am. I didn\u2019t realize that I was that obvious when I was around you and I sure as hell didn\u2019t realize I was giving off pheromones every day. Is this why you haven\u2019t been dating?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, that\u2019s why I haven\u2019t been dating. I\u2019ve been saving myself for you. That\u2019s why I ordered the massage supplies, condoms and heated lube. It sounded fun to me. You give off pheromones all the time, but not to other people, so I knew it was me. You\u2019re giving them off right now,\u201d Jim said. <\/p>\n
\u201cSo are we going to start dating?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cWell, that\u2019s usually how it\u2019s done. Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night at Saccony\u2019s? I know you love Italian and so do I,\u201d Jim asked nicely. <\/p>\n
\u201cI would love to have dinner with you tomorrow night, followed by making out on the sofa and groping?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, that sounds like a perfect evening to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, I have a really important question to ask.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo ask.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat in the fuck am I going to do with this portable pussy now? I had dreams of me using it on you and me. They were big dreams. In those dreams, we didn\u2019t even fit all the way inside of the pussy because we were just that big,\u201d Blair said laughing his butt off. <\/p>\n
\u201cI can tell you right now, I would easily fit inside the portable pussy, Blair. I\u2019m not that big. You\u2019ve seen me naked before, but I\u2019ve never seen you. Maybe you wouldn\u2019t fit.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh Jim, it was a pipe dream. I would easily fit inside of it too. What are we going to do with it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe could use it once. But sixty five bucks is a lot of money for once. But it might be worth it, to see each other doing it. What do you think? I could go halves on it with you, and then we could dispose of it,\u201d Jim suggested. <\/p>\n
\u201cNo, I\u2019m going to cancel it now. I\u2019m the only pussy you need from now on,\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
Jim burst out laughing and said, \u201cYou\u2019re making this very difficult for me. I want you right now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have to wait-only one night, Jim. And then I\u2019ll be all yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSounds good to me. Cancel your order, then get in here and help me with the dishes. Then maybe a little groping and kissing tonight on the sofa too.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair almost ran into his room and realized this would now be the study. Oh yeah, he could live with having a boyfriend and a study. Life was good at the Sandburg-Ellison household. <\/p>\n
There would be no pussies here. <\/p>\n
The end <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Surprise! By Patt Sentinel Thursday Challenge: #146: Seemed like a good idea. Summary: Jim receives something in the mail and it\u2019s up to Blair to figure out what he got. Word count: 2418 Genre: Hopeful-Slash Warnings: language and talk of … Continue reading