Summary: Jim and Blair discuss their favorite television shows, while spending time in the hospital.<\/p>\n
Acknowledgments: Thank you for Mary for the beta. Thank you to Lisa for giving us this playground to hang out in. <\/p>\n
Holey Moley<\/p>\n
Patt<\/p>\n
In the emergency room, they finally wheeled a sweating, pale and exhausted Blair Sandburg. <\/p>\n
After a few tests the Doctor came in and said, \u201cHe\u2019s got some type of infectious virus and it seems to have spread to his lungs. We\u2019ll get the virus kicked and then he\u2019ll be able to go home. My nurse said she drew your blood. It\u2019s very contagious, so chances are you\u2019ll have it. We\u2019ll be wearing masks the rest of the week. He\u2019ll be put on a special section of Medical. I\u2019m sorry Mr. Sandburg. Your dance card is used up for five days or more.\u201d Doctor Mason walked out laughing. <\/p>\n
\u201cI love all of the sympathy I got from him. Tembel (Stupid moron.) And don\u2019t even ask what that means. I\u2019m pissed. Go home.\u201d Blair started shoving him out the door. <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, I can\u2019t leave. I\u2019m contagious.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s fucking grand. Wait! Do you think he\u2019ll put us in a room to share?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust a second ago you said it was fucking grand.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry, man. I want to share a room with you. Ask him when he comes in, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhatever, Sandburg.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair looked over at him watching something out the window and said, \u201cYou look nice today.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d Jim asked as he walked towards his delusional partner. <\/p>\n
\u201cJust what I said. You look nice.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, I\u2019m wearing Docker\u2019s and a button down shirt. Nothing out the ordinary. So why did you say that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo reason. I was just sad. I thought I could at least say something nice.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, why are you sad?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell Duh, I\u2019m going to be stuck in the hospital with you. You\u2019re a big grump. A grump that dresses nicely.\u201d Blair smiled. <\/p>\n
\u201cYou are so weird.\u201d Both men turned as the Doctor and Nurses came in wearing their masks. \u201cWe\u2019ve got your room ready. Follow us men as soon as we get you in scrubs and masks.\u201d Doctor Mason smiled at the two men. <\/p>\n
They followed them down and let them set the two of them up for the night.<\/p>\n
\u201cDetective Ellison? You might not have to stay. If you\u2019re not contagious, you\u2019ll be able to go home.\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor, if it\u2019s contagious I have it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I didn\u2019t realize you were that type of friends.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair popped up from his bed and said, \u201cNeither did I.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe live in the same spaces. So we breathe the same air. See?\u201d Jim was trying to explain. <\/p>\n
The door opened and in walked a nurse with results. \u201cGood news, Jim. You\u2019re not contagious.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWait! I thought you said anyone that had it and spent time with a person they would have it too.\u201d Blair was ranting by this time. \u201cAnd what\u2019s with calling him Jim?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cThe results say he\u2019s resistant to the virus. So he\u2019ll never get it.\u201d Doctor Mason explained. <\/p>\n
\u201cNever? Never? But I get everything and he gets to go home?\u201d Blair was whining by this time. Then suddenly he jumped down from the bed and pulled Jim\u2019s shirt out of his waistband and began examining his abdomen. <\/p>\n
\u201cWould you like to be alone?\u201d A laughing Doctor Mason asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d Jim laughed, \u201cI don\u2019t know what he\u2019s doing.\u201d The Doctor noticed that Jim didn\u2019t move away from his partner, making this ole Doctor smile.<\/p>\n
Mason asked him, \u201cBlair, what are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m making sure nothing was put into him lately.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim looked down at his stomach with alarm, \u201cChief, what could be in there?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m just saying, you could have been taken over by a Goa\u2019uld. Just cuz it happens only on a television show, doesn\u2019t mean it can\u2019t really happen. So there. And stop laughing, Ellison.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat is a Goa\u2019uld?\u201d Doctor Mason asked. <\/p>\n
Jim explained all about Stargate and how it was their favorite show. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhile I\u2019m here, let me check your abdomen out. Lay back.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, do you see this? I\u2019ve got nothing wrong with me and they won\u2019t let me leave now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPoor baby.\u201d Blair burst out laughing and then added, \u201chey Doc, now be careful, because they always say they don\u2019t have one in them. They\u2019re sneaky. Then they jump out and get you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, tell him you\u2019re kidding. And besides this one would not be a Goa\u2019uld, it would have to be a Symbiote.\u201d Jim demanded. Looking at the Doctor, he continued as he pointed, \u201cThe Symbiote would be in the stomach, while the Goa\u2019uld would go into the back of the neck.\u201d <\/p>\n
Doctor Mason, trying not to laugh, began tapping Jim\u2019s stomach and a surprised Jim, jumped. \u201cJim, there might be something in there.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo?\u201d Blair called from across the room. \u201cWe were joking.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll run some more tests in the morning. In the meantime, try and get some rest. Goodnight boys.\u201d Mason walked out the door with a huge smile on his face. <\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor Mason, don\u2019t leave us. They get wild, strong and evil during the night.\u201d Blair was getting into this big time now. He looked over at his partner and smiled. <\/p>\n
Jim was pushing and poking on his abdomen and said, \u201cI don\u2019t feel anything, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChances are it would be up here,\u201d Blair pointed to his brain. <\/p>\n
\u201cOh god. Maybe I have a tumor.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMan, you\u2019re such a drama queen. There\u2019s nothing wrong. I bet Doctor Mason is teasing you. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy are you sorry?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI was teasing and he made you have an exam. You could be home watching something by now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy did you want me to stay anyhow?\u201d Jim wondered aloud. <\/p>\n
\u201cI thought maybe we could do some serious talking.\u201d Blair said looking at the floor. <\/p>\n
Jim smiled and asked, \u201cWhat do you think of Teal\u2019c\u2019s new hair? Does it bug you, do you like it or do you want him to shave it bald again?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s not exactly what I was thinking about serious talk.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI myself like his hair. Gives him a lot more personality.\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
\u201cI like him with his hair too, but he was so fucking sexy with the bald head.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou like bald men?\u201d Jim was surprised. <\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah. I love bald guys. Sean Connery is one of my favorites.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, you like Sean Connery? You seem sort of young to have a thing for him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDid I say I had a thing for him? I think not. I just think he\u2019s handsome.\u201d Blair glared over at Jim. <\/p>\n
\u201cBack to Stargate, what do you think of Jack not being with the gang?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, its no different then all of us going out on a call and Simon waiting at the Bullpen.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s true. But do you like him as a General?\u201d Jim asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cNot really. I think he\u2019s sort of goofy for a General. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCouldn\u2019t agree with you more, Chief. What do you see happening this season?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI sort of see Colonel Carter and Teal\u2019c becoming an item.\u201d Blair smiled over at his friend. <\/p>\n
\u201cNo way. I see Teal\u2019c and O\u2019Neill. They\u2019re a lot closer than anyone else. But I do see Daniel and Carter having eyes for each other. There are sparks flying between them.\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cJim, do you realize that you just put two men together? I just never thought of you as one that would think of gay couples?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, first of all it\u2019s nothing new. Next, we\u2019re very close and if you said you would date me, I\u2019d date you in a heartbeat. Big time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNow dating big time, does that describe the size of your penis?\u201d Blair teased. <\/p>\n
\u201cI was serious, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo was I. I want to know or was it about asking me out? You\u2019re on. I find you very attractive.\u201d Blair was bouncing now. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhile we\u2019re out, could I call you Jack?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh goody, so I get to call you Teal\u2019c?\u201d Blair giggled. <\/p>\n
\u201cSounds good to me partner. Where would you like to go?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about dinner and a movie?\u201d Blair was once again bouncing. <\/p>\n
\u201cHow about that Alien vs Predator ? That looks pretty damn good. Edge of your seat type of show.\u201d Jim was now almost bouncing. <\/p>\n
\u201cI was thinking about that movie and realized they should have invited the Goa\u2019uld. They would have kicked their asses. Don\u2019t you think?\u201d Blair posed the question happily. <\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, I think you\u2019re right. They should have invited them.\u201d Jim burst out laughing. <\/p>\n
\u201cKnock it off, Jim. There could be such a thing as a Goa\u2019uld. So there.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, I agree again. Geeze. I\u2019m never going to hear the end of this, am I?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut of course not, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFigures\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you like the new Stargate Atlantis show?\u201d Blair quizzed. <\/p>\n
\u201cNot really. I can\u2019t seem to bond with of the characters.\u201d Jim answered. <\/p>\n
\u201cMe either. I think it\u2019s sort of boring. Plus Teal\u2019c isn\u2019t in it. What do you mean bond? The only person you\u2019re going to bond with is me. Got it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have a thing for Teal\u2019c? That would leave all other men out. Who could compete?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cJim, did you not hear me say you\u2019re not going to be with anyone else but me? I think Teal\u2019c is hot, but you\u2019re way hotter. I want you soon.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, we can\u2019t do anything in the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have a fever.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCheck me, it\u2019s gone.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim moved over and touched his forehead and agreed, \u201cIt is gone.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDuh. That\u2019s what I just said.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThere is a big window in our door to our room. Anyone could look in and see us.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, you are so frigging anal.\u201d Blair said sighing. <\/p>\n
Trying to keep on top of things, Jim decided to change the subject. \u201cWhat do you think of the two people that got fired from CSI?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cThat they\u2019re idiots?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHere, here.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s sort of like the David Curoso thing that happened on NYPD Blue.\u201d Blair said. <\/p>\n
\u201cBut now he\u2019s on CSI Miami and they say it\u2019s doing well.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, the only reason it would do well, is because of the fellow cast members. He sucks.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t hold it back, Sandburg, tell me how you really feel.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you think of Catherine?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCatherine, who?\u201d Jim asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be dense Jim. You know I\u2019m talking about Catherine on CSI.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s good and I like her relationship between everyone. She seems like a good mom too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat about Gil?\u201d Blair said seriously. <\/p>\n
\u201cI have a thing for him. He makes me warm in many places. Not as many as you do, but at the time, I didn\u2019t know we were going to date.\u201d Jim explained. <\/p>\n
\u201cI totally agree. He\u2019s hot.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou think Gil is hot?\u201d Jim was jealous. <\/p>\n
\u201cI think he\u2019s way hot. I\u2019ve had a thing for him for ages. Him and Warrick.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, I don\u2019t even know what to say.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust kiss me, then.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou were doing that on purpose, weren\u2019t you?\u201d Jim moved towards Blair and they began to kiss. <\/p>\n
Doctor Mason was walking down the hallway and a nurse caught up to him and said, \u201cDoctor Mason, the tests were incorrect. Blair Sandburg has nothing wrong with him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you, Nurse Macon. They\u2019ll be so glad to get out of here.\u201d Mason walked towards their room and could hear them talking. <\/p>\n
\u201cAnd do you believe that crappy ending on Without A Trace? I hated it.\u201d Blair ranted as he lay in bed with his love. <\/p>\n
\u201cInstead I would rather kiss. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBring it on, big man.\u201d Blair loved the way Jim kissed his lips. He seemed to almost swallow them and give them back. Then he\u2019d flick his tongue over them to make them taste like both men. <\/p>\n
\u201cI love the way you kiss. There is some lotion in the bathroom. Want to fuck me?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cNot tonight. Tonight we\u2019ll get naked and stroke our erections together until we come. Is that all right?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cJim, how about \u201869\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim didn\u2019t answer, instead he moved into the \u201869\u2019 position. God, he hadn\u2019t done this in years and years. \u201cChief, you okay?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDandy, you taste really well.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim began to take Blair\u2019s cock into his mouth and sucked softly at first. Then the suction was taken up a few notches. Jim knew he was doing a good job, because Blair was squirming around and moaning all over his own cock. <\/p>\n
Both men just continued doing what they were doing and finally Jim came with a growl. Blair followed closely behind with a howl. <\/p>\n
Jim moved up to the top of the bed and said, \u201cI loved that. Thank you, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou are most welcome.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor Mason is outside the door.\u201d Jim said blushing. He got into the protector mode. <\/p>\n
Blair pulled the sheet up over them and said, \u201cCome on in, Doc.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, we have wonderful news. You had an allergic reaction to something, you\u2019re not sick at all. So you can go home. And Jim, needless to say you aren\u2019t sick either.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s great news. Thank you. Could we change in private?\u201d Jim asked, continuing to blush. <\/p>\n
\u201cOf course. Have more fun when you get home. Do you need any supplies?\u201d Mason was having way too much fun. <\/p>\n
\u201cNO thank you. We have everything.\u201d Jim snapped. <\/p>\n
\u201cJim, we don\u2019t have anything. Yes, Doctor Mason, we would like anything you have.\u201d <\/p>\n
The doctor walked out and Jim said, \u201cWay to go, Sandburg.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe already knew that we\u2019re going to fuck. Who cares?\u201d<\/p>\n
On the drive home, Jim was nervous so decided to talk about something else. \u201cChief, do you like Monk?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe fish or the Catholic or Chinese Order?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, the series.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know I love the series. Adrian is a riot. He reminds me a little of you.\u201d Blair smiled. <\/p>\n
Jim glared. \u201cWhat do you mean by that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe solves things by brain power and senses. I call him Jim 2.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I wasn\u2019t driving, I\u2019d knock you up side the head.\u201d Jim was growling now. <\/p>\n
\u201cOh as if.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo what do you think of the show? Do you think it\u2019s realistic?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, you would never let someone come in and take over like that. But that Captain, has a very nice butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat in the hell does that have to do with anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI just love to tease you, big man. Seriously, I don\u2019t think they give them enough screen time. And Shirona get\u2019s way too much.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t like her?\u201d Jim inquired. <\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah. I like her and Adrian a lot. But I think they focus too much on her sometimes.\u201d Blair explained. <\/p>\n
\u201cOne thing I really hate is how late it comes on. Pisses me off. A working stiff can\u2019t stay up that late.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, you are a working stiff and you stay up every week.\u201d Blair laughed. <\/p>\n
\u201cShut up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWait a minute\u2026 Are you stiff? Is that why you made that remark?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHar, har, har\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo I don\u2019t make you hard?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, you know you do. So just hush.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you want to do when we get home?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s Friday. Stargate. We get to watch Jack and Teal\u2019c.\u201d Jim snickered. <\/p>\n
\u201cSo I\u2019m second after Stargate?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNever, Blair. Never.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo we\u2019re not watching Stargate tonight?\u201d Blair asked. <\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m recording it on the new DVD Recorder. We\u2019ll watch it at our leisure.\u201d A big smile spread across Jim\u2019s face. <\/p>\n
\u201cI bet we\u2019re going to be using that a lot more, aren\u2019t we?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYah sure ya betcha.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re so fucking cute, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd this is a good thing, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOr course it\u2019s a good thing. I can\u2019t wait to see you naked.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSlow down, slugger. We just got out of the hospital, where you already saw me naked.\u201d Jim reminded Blair. <\/p>\n
\u201cNeed I remind you, that there was nothing wrong with us?\u201d Blair loved being right. \u201cAnd you look great naked.\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a rapid come back, Sentinel Man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, what do you want to do foremost?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGet home.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m serious. What do you want to try first?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI want to suck you until you come all over both of us.\u201d Blair looked over at Jim and saw the blush and smiled. <\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m afraid I don\u2019t have that much come, Chief. You read about these things and they shoot up to their chin and so forth\u2026I can\u2019t do that. You might want to look elsewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo I understand this right, Jim? You\u2019re dumping me before we even get to fuck? I already sucked you off and you came just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI just don\u2019t want to disappoint you. I\u2019ve always had this thing about my cock size too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause Carolyn used to tell me it wasn\u2019t big enough.\u201d<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t piss off a certain Guide. \u201cCan I just say how much I hate her?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, don\u2019t say that. It\u2019s not nice.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd her telling you your cock wasn\u2019t big enough was? We\u2019ll measure when we get home.\u201d Blair glanced over and saw the look of horror on Jim\u2019s face. \u201cKidding\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, seriously, I think we should sleep on this and decide what to do tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo we can watch Stargate, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, we don\u2019t need to tape it. We\u2019ll do some thinking and talk in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSounds good to me.\u201d When they arrived, Blair popped popcorn and got them each a beer.<\/p>\n
\u201cMan, this beer taste good\u201d as he gulped half of it down. <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, I\u2019m not sure it\u2019s a good idea to drink so soon after we got out of the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, I think you need to go back. It was mistake and I think you might have brain damage.\u201d Blair snickered and even Jim had to join in. <\/p>\n
\u201cI keep forgetting that it was all a big mistake.\u201d Jim tried to make excuses again. <\/p>\n
\u201cOh good, it\u2019s on.\u201d Blair was bouncing next to Jim. <\/p>\n
\u201cExcited, there Chief?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah. Man he looks hot.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWho? Teal\u2019c?\u201d Jim asked<\/p>\n
\u201cThe only two were Teal\u2019c and that Sgt guy from the gate room. Like I would go for him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t understand how you could be interested in me, if you\u2019re hot for Teal\u2019c.\u201d Jim was showing his self-esteem at it\u2019s very lowest. <\/p>\n
Blair reached around and smacked Jim on the back of the head. <\/p>\n
\u201cOw. That hurt. And what was that for?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m so warm for your form. I was doing this on purpose so you would get jealous. But instead you back off further. I give up.\u201d Blair stood up quickly and stormed into his room. <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, he\u2019s shooting his staff weapon. Oh, he just shot it again. Man, I\u2019m hard now.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair flew over the sofa and landed on top of Jim. \u201cGod, I love when he shoots that weapon, but I really prefer you shooting yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy gun?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, you twit. Your penis.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou really like my penis, babe?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim got another smack on the back of the head.<\/p>\n
\u201cI ask a question and you give me brain damage. I\u2019m telling Simon. In fact, I\u2019m calling my Dad.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, you do that, Jimmy.\u201d Blair kissed him and snuggled in closer. <\/p>\n
\u201cI was serious. I don\u2019t want you to settle for a guy with a penis that isn\u2019t good enough.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair began to twist Jim\u2019s nipple.<\/p>\n
\u201cOw. Stop that. It hurts\u2026\u201d Jim whined. <\/p>\n
\u201cYou are such a wuss. But a wuss with a gorgeous penis and I have to tell you, I\u2019ve never seen any one shoot come like that. So we\u2019re even. Stop worrying and just love me.\u201d<\/p>\n
They watched the show for a while and Blair began to stroke his cock through his sweats. Jim watched him for some time and then took over the job. <\/p>\n
\u201cI love you, Blair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh man, you called me Blair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI call you Blair a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot when you say I love you. I love you too, big man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWanna go upstairs?\u201d Jim asked hopefully. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhat about our show?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve had it taping this whole time. We\u2019ll watch it tomorrow.\u201d Jim pulled Blair up and helped him strip as they walked up the stairs. <\/p>\n
\u201cJimmy, you could have made me fall on the stairs. That was dangerous. Don\u2019t strip someone\u2019s clothing off while walking up stairs.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t call me Jimmy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, you call me Sandburg and Chief. I can call you Jimmy. Please?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dDoes it matter that I hate being called Jimmy? Does it matter that it reminds me of many bad things with my ex-wife?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMan, I didn\u2019t even think of that. I won\u2019t call you Jimmy, I\u2019ll call you Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBubba?????\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou fit it so well. It\u2019s perfect. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou won\u2019t call me Bubba at work, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course not. Then I\u2019ll call you stud-muffin.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, knock it off. I\u2019m serious.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhoa, the big bad Sentinel is serious. I better get back.\u201d<\/p>\n
Looking depressed and defeated, Jim said, \u201cI came up with every intention of showing you how much I loved you. But I\u2019m out of the mood now.\u201d Jim stormed downstairs and turned Stargate back on. <\/p>\n
Blair smiled and walked down the stairs watching him as he went. Then he grabbed them both a beer and sat next to Jim. <\/p>\n
\u201cNo way. A beer is not going to get you back into my good graces.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t want to get in your good graces. I would like for you to get into mine. I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019m sorry I was teasing you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, let me watch my show.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOur show.\u201d Blair smacked Jim on the back of the head. <\/p>\n
\u201cSince when have you gotten into physical abuse?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGet a grip, Ellison.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou get a grip and move over to the other end of the sofa.\u201d Jim shoved him fairly hard. <\/p>\n
\u201cI just got out of the hospital. Man, you\u2019re mean.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGod, I\u2019m so sorry. Chief, are you all right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust watch the show. Look Teal\u2019c is in some sort of game for the computer. That\u2019s different. They must not have had anything to do this week.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSandburg, shut up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI bet you won\u2019t see any staff weapons on this one.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShut up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd Jim, you hurt me when you shoved me. So fuck you.\u201d Blair got up and went into his room, smiling the entire way. <\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you mean I hurt you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s a dictionary on my book shelf. Look it up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere did I hurt you? You are such a shit.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair took his shirt off and Jim saw four small bruises and wanted to die. \u201cOh god, I\u2019m so sorry, Chief. So sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, right. I\u2019m glad I found this out now.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim\u2019s head flew up and said, \u201cFound out what?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re abusive, dickhead.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim stared at him with tears in his eyes and said, \u201cI can\u2019t tell you how sorry I am. I would totally understand if you wish to move. Goodnight.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair heard him go upstairs and wondered why he did these things. Those bruises were from work. They weren\u2019t from Jim. Now Jim thinks he\u2019s abusive. \/\/ Is it because you told him that, you dip shit? \/\/<\/p>\n
Blair got up and began the trip upstairs to tell Jim the truth. He could hear that Jim was sniffing softly and that broke his heart. <\/p>\n
\u201cChief, I want to be alone.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTough, tooty. Now move over. I need to confess something and then you\u2019re going to make love to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t think so.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWho\u2019s the thinker here? That\u2019s right big boy; it\u2019s me. Now lay back and listen and promise you won\u2019t hurt me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair heard Jim began to sniff again and he said, \u201cChief, I would never want to hurt you on purpose.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOff we go. Those bruises on my chest and stomach? Well, Martinez gave those to me when we arrested him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSwear? I never want to hurt you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI swear, you didn\u2019t hurt me, Martinez did.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, would you like to sleep up here?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, Jim. I want you to fuck me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I\u2019m going to fuck you all right. Did you forget who the Sentinel was? I could feel no heat off of those bruises, so I knew they were old. You showed no fear of me, so I knew I had never hurt you. But I\u2019m going to fuck you so hard and so long tonight, you\u2019ll wish I had.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh man, I\u2019m hard already.\u201d<\/p>\n
They stripped each other and Jim began making Blair suffer. He started at his feet and sucked, kissed and lick both of them. Then he moved to ankles and calf and Blair was begging already. <\/p>\n
By the time Jim to Blair\u2019s balls, the poor Guide was howling. He spread his legs apart and Jim went in for a dip. Each time he licked Blair\u2019s crack, the poor man screamed. \/\/ Blair had never had that done before. \/\/ Then Jim moved in for the kill. Slipping his tongue into Blair\u2019s hot, tight hole, he almost came himself. He began to tongue fuck his partner like no one ever had. \/\/ Or at least he hoped. \/\/<\/p>\n
\u201cFuck me Jim. Fuck me Jim. Please give it to me now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChief, are we going to be only for each other?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMonogamous? Oh yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen since we\u2019re both clean, can I make love to you with no condom. I\u2019ll clean us both up afterwards.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJim, I\u2019ve never gone bare.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI understand.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, you don\u2019t. I love the idea. Now fuck me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou got it, my royal Guide.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDid you hear that neighbors, he thinks I\u2019m royalty?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jim laughed and he began to get his Royal Guide ready. \u201cChief, if this hurts, you tell me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI can stop at any time. I never want to hurt you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust fuck me, already.\u201d<\/p>\n
A smiling Jim slid in slowly. \u201cOkay, Chief?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFeels tight. Feels right. Now fucking move.\u201d<\/p>\n
No one had to say things to Jim more than once. Okay, well sometimes. Anyway, he began to fuck Blair with a vengeance. \u201cChief, I\u2019m not going to make it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re going to die on me?\u201d Blair asked laughing. <\/p>\n
Jim started to laugh as he looked down at Blair\u2019s angelic face and tried to slow down. \u201cYou\u2019re too tight. You feel too good. You smell wonderful. God, I love you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair had been stroking his own cock as Jim talked and came with a howl. Jim pushed in four more times, hitting Blair\u2019s pleasure spot each time, making Blair come a little more and then Jim came with a roar. <\/p>\n
After they cooled down, Jim cleaned both of them off and held on to Blair for dear life. <\/p>\n
\u201cJim, I just realized something.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe all realize things from time to time, Chief.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShut up. I\u2019m talking about when I came up the stairs, you were crying. So you were faking that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I was. I\u2019m not a wuss. I\u2019m not a wuss puss. I\u2019m a tough guy and I don\u2019t cry.\u201d Jim tensed a little. <\/p>\n
Blair turned away from Jim and didn\u2019t say a word. \u201cChief, are you upset?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA little.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy? Tell me why.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause I\u2019ve never had anyone cry for me. No one has ever cared enough.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou will not repeat this to anyone. I was crying. Because I love you and you were being mean.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair jumped on top of Jim and held him as close as he could.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you laughing, Chief?\u201d<\/p>\n
Blair lifted his face and Jim saw the tears running down. \u201cHow about we have a new rule. We can only cry together.\u201d Jim offered. <\/p>\n
They snuggled up close and began to fall asleep. \u201cI love you, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I love you, Blair. Did I mention how much I loved making love to you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou did? I\u2019m glad. We\u2019ll do it again in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
Soft little snores could be heard from the loft bedroom, but they weren\u2019t from Jim. They were from Blair. Jim found this one of the most precious things he could ever observe. And think of the teasing he could get out of it. With a large smile on his face, he drifted off to have wonderful dreams of he and Blair. Their life was beginning anew. They were in love and life was fucking good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Summary: Jim and Blair discuss their favorite television shows, while spending time in the hospital. Acknowledgments: Thank you for Mary for the beta. Thank you to Lisa for giving us this playground to hang out in. Holey Moley Patt In … Continue reading