| The ODM Haiku Episode Summary
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| General |
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Author |
Haiku |
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Haiku Highlander Haiku.. Evanescent plot and theme -- How cool is that? |
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| The
Scotsman Duncan MacLeod - what Has he got under that kilt? The Sword of Scotland? |
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| Sword's
Kiss Steel death confronts me Behold, the Soul flies, Heart dies Killed by the sword's kiss |
| Season Two |
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Author |
Haiku |
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The Darkness |
The Darkness
Let me see your hand. A man's palm shows the future And past. Oh my God! |
| Season Three |
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Episode |
Author |
Haiku |
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Samurai |
The Samurai I, the chrysalis, You wrought my transmutation with the gift of steel. |
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Samurai |
The Samurai A warrior's honor is his word, his strength, the love of his surest friend. |
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Star-Crossed |
Star-Crossed I could strangle Fitz, sometimes. Happily. His death brings me to my knees. |
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Methos |
Methos Sometimes I get tired and I lose my will to live. MacLeod! Have a beer! |
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Methos |
Methos Within one breath, I knew you. Young face, old eyes, Come hither look. Beware. |
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Finale I/I |
Finale Kalas had big plans But he forgot one small thing: Show's called Highlander |
| Season Four |
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Episode |
Author |
Haiku |
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The Innocent |
The Innocent Richie meet Mikey Mikey meet Duncan Train meet Mikey |
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Leader Of The Pack |
Leader Of The Pack Quest for revenge Acceptance Woof! Woof! |
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Reunion |
Reunion Amanda's lost son Runs away to safety Straight into Duncan. |
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Chivalry |
Chivalry Mac cannot kill her She made him take a cold bath Methos does the deed. |
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Chivalry |
Chivalry Richie's way horny. Dumb, too. Wow, that chick got mad. Methos saves the day. |
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Timeless |
Alexa Death, undone, seeks the fragile moment that defines her life. But, why her? |
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Timeless |
Miss Jardine Both brat and brave, she, to avert the Muses' flight, thrills to death's embrace. |
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Timeless |
Timeless Alexa's moment Is but a wink of an eye for the ROG |
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Timeless |
Timeless 1 She is beautiful Her talent is so mighty So she must die -- now! |
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Timeless |
Timeless 2 Duncan in a skirt Parading through Shakespeare's plays Convincing no one |
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Deliverance |
Deliverance Sean Burns lies headless. The spring is in my future. Worried Methos waits. |
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Immortal Cimoli |
Immortal Cimoli some people really suck at Immortality but he's no great loss |
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Through a Glass, Darkly |
Culloden Culloden - Warren - Wha' price ta pay for Cherlie? Highlanders - dead. Done. |
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Till Death |
Till Death I could have been killed! Never mess with marriages. Only for you, Mac. |
| Season Five |
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Episode |
Author |
Haiku |
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The End of Innocence |
The End of Innocence Rich fights foolishly. I, with shame, remember Clay. A head rocks in wind. |
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Money No Object |
Money No Object Amanda's old flame Has big plans for the hot tub Deleted scenes, please? |
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Money No Object |
Money No Object Those damned sly green eyes: The water was already hot Before I stepped in. |
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Haunted |
Haunted Richie, trust me. Don't tell Jennifer you're the one who killed her husband. |
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Comes a Horseman |
Comes a Horseman I don't know that girl. You believe me, don't you, Mac? Wow. You're gullible. |
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Comes a Horseman |
Comes a Horseman I am a white horse Ageless, Death sits astride me He has a big nose |
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Comes a Horseman |
Comes a Horseman Cassandra's a slave. Dirty face, ragged clothes; are those Lee(R) Press-on Nails?! |
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Comes a Horseman/Revelation 6:8 |
Horsemen Cycle Again, the Horsemen ride; this time, Methos goes with his love, his winner. |
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Revelation 6:8 |
Revelation 6:8 The world will cower before the Horsemen. Silas wants a monkey, plz. |
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Duende |
Duende La destreza, the magic circle. A deadly dance. Who teaches whom? |
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The Modern Prometheus |
The Modern Prometheus Byron helped Mike die Mac killed Byron - jealousy? He loved goats not me. |
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The Modern Prometheus |
The Modern Prometheus Duncan, meet Byron. "Not ANOTHER ex-boyfriend!" Farewell, poet-boy. |
| Season Six |
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Episode |
Author |
Haiku |
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Unusual Suspects |
Unusual
Suspects My poor bumblebee, My sweet Hugh is dead, poisoned! His father's a creep. |
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Deadly Exposure |
Deadly
Exposure Immortal stripper. Duncan tied up in bed. Sigh. And yet it's still lame |
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Indiscretions |
Indiscretions You must really care. You took a bullet for me. Can we go fuck now? |
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To Be/Not To Be |
To Be/Not
To Be Woo! Alive again! And hangin' with the Horsemen! Crap. Pissed off Kronos. |