Summary: None given

Categories: Poem Characters: Bubba Reese, Original Character(s)

Genres: Poem

Warnings: Abduction/Kidnapping, Alien Conception, Alien Experimentation, Alien mpreg, Alien Pregnancy, Brain-Insane, Comedy, Complete

Challenges: None

Series: None

Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161 Read: 1 Published: 12/30/2017 Updated: 12/30/2017

Story Notes:

Nonsense verse is a form of poetry, normally composed for humorous effect, which is intentionally and overtly paradoxical, silly, witty, whimsical or just plain strange.

1. Chapter 1 by Scribe

Chapter 1 by Scribe

Bubba Reese was a man of peace.

He hardly ever fought. He never killed nobody

that he thought he hadn't ought.

He disappeared for several days

(they thought him on a bender)

When he returned he was in a state

unfamiliar to his gender.

He said he'd been abducted

one dark and stormy night.

He met Elvis in the saucer--

his jumpsuit pristine white.

They prodded and they probed him,

and then they cut his nails.

They stroked him with their many arms

and smacked him with their tails.

They set him down in Fresno,

though they'd picked him up in France.

They promised that they'd come for him

next time they held a dance.

They promised they would call him

and they wouldn't kiss and tell.

He told them to send child support

or they could go to hell.

The moral of this story is--

there isn't one, I'd say.

'Cept you can't miss us rednecks.

We're everywhere these days.

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Bubba Reese was a man of peace.He hardly ever fought. He never killed nobodythat he thought he hadn't ought.He disappeared for several days(they thought him on a bender)When he returned he was in a stateunfamiliar to his gender.He said he'd been abductedone dark and stormy night.He met Elvis in the saucer--his jumpsuit pristine white.They prodded and they probed him,and then they cut his nails.They stroked him with their many armsand smacked him with their tails.They set him down in Fresno,though they'd picked him up in France.They promised that they'd come for himnext time they held a dance.They promised they would call himand they wouldn't kiss and tell.He told them to send child supportor they could go to hell.The moral of this story is--there isn't one, I'd say.'Cept you can't miss us rednecks.We're everywhere these days.

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Chapter 1