Title: Equal Opportunity
Author: Mice
Email: just_us_mice@yahoo.com
Category: Stargate:
Atlantis, McKay/Beckett
Warnings: slash
Spoilers: none
Rating: G
Summary: Rodney is an
equal opportunity holiday hater.
Archive: If it's on your
list, you can archive it. If it isn't and you'd like it, just let me know where
you're putting it.
Feedback: Feed me,
Seymour.
Website: Mice's Hole in
the Wall https://www.squidge.org/mice
Mirror: http://mice.inkpress.org
Disclaimer: Not mine. They
belong to many other people. But if they were mine, they'd be having very
interesting adventures.
Author's Notes: Because I
had to write a ff100 Christmas fic. Ugh.
"Decorate your
quarters," Rodney snarled. "You are *not* decorating my lab."
"Spoilsport,"
Simpson muttered.
"What?" Rodney
said. "Most of the people here are atheists and non-Christians. You want
Mahmood telling you that you have to fast with him for Ramadan?"
Simpson blinked.
"Ramadan?"
Rodney snorted.
"Yeah. That Islamic holiday where they starve themselves for a month. If
you get to make everyone suffer through Christmas, he gets to make everyone
fast for Ramadan. I'm telling you right now, that's not gonna happen."
Simpson stared at the
wreath she'd put together. "Uh. Right."
Now he just had to tell
Carson. Joy.
~~pau~~