Schadenfreude The House Fan Fiction Archive Home Quicksearch Search Engine Random Story Upload Story   Schadenfreude by Rachael Sabotini Not mine. No money made. beta by the lovely Michelle Christian. ----------------- Each Valentine's Day card, flower, and chocolate reminded Wilson of his many failed relationships. He hated the day. If he had his preference, he'd spend the day naked and drunk on the couch, surfing the adult section of video-on-demand. But he was at work -- clean, sober, and dressed -- and following House. In the elevator: "Ah, good morning, Cuddy. Your boyfriend give you lingerie last night?" In the hall: "Chase, I have garbage that smells better than that cologne you're wearing." In the cafeteria: "Foreman. Nice tie. Your mom give it to you?" It made for a brilliant day.   Please post a comment on this story. Legal Disclaimer: The authors published here make no claims on the ownership of Dr. Gregory House and the other fictional residents of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Like the television show House (and quite possibly Dr. Wilson's pocket protector), they are the property of Fox Television, David Shore and undoubtedly other individuals of whom I am only peripherally aware. The fan fiction authors published here receive no monetary benefit from their work and intend no copyright infringement nor slight to the actual owners. We love the characters and we love the show, otherwise we wouldn't be here.