The BLTS Archive - One Evening in Voyager's Chatroom
by VoyCaptive (jessefournier@shaw.ca)

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Disclaimer: Everything trekkie belongs to Paramount. I'm just taking
them outta the closet and letting them play for a bit. ;-D

This is a Voyager chat-room parody, I was inspired to write this bit
of weirdness after visiting Farfalla's Page O' Smirk where I read Star
Trek TOS chat-room parody, it can be found at:
http://spirk.cosmicduckling.com/

July 4, 2002

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USS VOYAGER CHAT ROOM

Flyboy: I am so hot 4 u, I can't wait to see u, when r u cumming home?

Maquiswarrior: After I drive my dick up your ass I'll be home in more
ways than one!

Maquiswarrior: But I have to finish these damn reports

Flyboy: SHIT! :-D~~~ I'm drooling 4 u babeee!! I feel like a warp core
about to overload

Maquiswarrior: Save some drool for later, in case we can't find the
lube, remember last night?

Flyboy: I wasn't the one that forgot it in the observation lounge,
I'll replicate some

Maquiswarrior: We're broke

Flyboy: SHIT!!

Welcome, Starfleet! This room has 2 users besides you.

Starfleet has signed into room USS VOYAGER

Starfleet: Hey guys! What's up?

Flyboy: Hi Haz, nothing's up, anymore

Maquiswarrior: Hi Harry, c u later Tom

Maquiswarrior has left the room

Flyboy: Bye :-(

Flyboy: What r u doing here? I thought u and Greg were going out
tonight

Starfleet: He's on brig duty

Flyboy: Lucky him

Starfleet: Not! I have to wait till tomorrow to see him!

Flyboy: So what r u up to?

Starfleet: I'm going to go check out Sandrine's, want to shoot a game
of pool?

Flyboy: I'm waiting for Chak to get back

Flyboy: Hey, that rhymes!

Starfleet: LOL now you're a poet. Where is he?

Flyboy: In his office, it's monthly report time

Starfleet: So come play pool, it'll pass the time faster

Flyboy: ok

Flyboy: I'll send him a message so he knows where I am, I'll see you
there in 10

Starfleet: Yup! :-D

Starfleet has left the room

Flyboy has left the room

A few minutes passes.

Welcome, Kat!

This room has 0 users besides you.

Kat has signed into room USS VOYAGER

Welcome, BLT!

This room has 1 users besides you.

BLT has signed into room USS VOYAGER

Kat: Hi honey, I'm wearing the light pink silk chemise that you gave
me

BLT: Are your nipples showing thru?

Kat: Mmmmmm yes, they're hard for you sweetheart

Welcome, SpottedChef!

This room has 2 users besides you.

SpottedChef has signed into room USS VOYAGER

SpottedChef: HI EVERYONE!

Kat: Hello Neelix

BLT: Grrrrr

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The End