The BLTS Archive - Delicious by R.Schultz (cousindream@aol.com) --- Disclaimer: Trekiverse belongs to Paramount/ViaBorgCom, don't sue as I'm not making money off Trek, and this fic is mine under Berne Convention law. March, 2002. 750 words. Spoilers: Alternate universe TNG, set in what would be the fifth or sixth season if this were a more perfect world. Warning: This fic contains a few naughty words. Posted to the Femme_Fuhq_Fest, and later to the ASCEM. May be archived, but please notify. --- "The Cheesecake Club????" The confusion was written all over the Captain's face. "Yes," Commander Riker explained, "once every two or three weeks, usually on a Saturday afternoon, all four of the ladies come down here to ten-forward, or the mess hall, and share cheesecake. They each bring a few wedges, and then carefully feed each other pieces of their cheesecake." The pair stared at the table of giggling females, both wondering what was the immense attraction. "Have you ever tasted these slices of cheesecake, Number One?" the Captain asked. "One very small piece, from Deanna, and I had to remind her of old times to get her to do that. "Yes I have tasted it," Riker answered. "While I do not claim to be either a gourmet connoisseur on food in general or cheesecake in particular, I didn't find the taste all that appealing on any level. Different, not that bad, but not your average cheesecake. "I have no idea what the immense attraction is," Riker admitted. "What about Data or Lal?" Picard questioned. "They remind us they can't taste," Riker added. When the Captain stared at Riker, the Commander sighed. "I know sir, both Data and his daughter are obviously under an obligation to one or all of these ladies not to reveal their secret. "You know how stubborn either can be when a promise is involved. "Guinan....." the Captain began. "Excuse me," Picard's old friend interrupted, "but my tour of duty is over for the night, and I've been invited to join the group of ladies at that table," Guinan said. "So if you'll excuse me, gentlemen...." With that she reached under the bar to retrieve her stasis box of cheesecake, and hurried towards the table. She barely made it in time to lay a loving hand on Ro Laren's skinny butt. "Glad you could make it, lover," Guinan purred. "Ah," Ro said, "I hoped yours came out perfect. I know mine did. Are you excited to be doing this?" "I'm dripping. Does that answer your question?" With that they kissed, prompting a few of the male crew to look away. Beverly, Deanna, Natasha and T'Pas Selar made room in the middle of the slightly elongated table for their new guests. "Yours, yours," Beverly squealed, pointing at Guinan. Guinan calmly opened her stasis box, and brought out half a cheesecake. She put one wedge on a plate, then began to feed each of the other females a good taste of the plain cheesecake. Everyone loved it, and immediately began making appreciative hmmmmm-ing noises. Finally Dr. Selar received her taste, and rolled it around in her mouth, mentally making her judgment. Dr. Selar was acknowledged as having the most discriminating taste buds of the group. Deanna kept trying to distract her by putting her hand down the back of Selar's standard issue trousers. "Slightly herbalist undertone, saffron, a little taste more spicy than the average," she stated. "All in all your cheesecake is delicious! I, at least, welcome your contribution to our clique." "Try Ro Laren's," Natasha urged. Her hand was kneading Dr. Crusher's welcoming thigh. T'Pas Selar washed her mouth out with a swallow of water. Then Ro proudly fed a morsel of her cheesecake to the Vulcan doctor. T'Pas Selar looked pointedly at Ro after she began tasting this slice of delicacy. "Ro does not smoke, but she DOES make a type of brownie for herself, using a mild Bajoran hallucinogenic herb" T'Pas stated. "She has a very sweet undertone, smoky aftertaste, piquant tartness in the foretaste. Which is probably a Bajoran racial characteristic?" Selar asked of Guinan. Guinan nodded. "Tart is my true love's taste." Guinan couldn't have grinned any wider without surgery. With that the ladies began receiving second tidbits from Guinan and Ro, sighing over the flavors and under-tastes. Ro had to have five tastes in a row from Deanna Troi's cheesecake, obviously enamored of the mix of flavors. "Great Prophet, Deanna, you taste so delightful," Ro chuckled. Guinan sampled three or four from Doctor Crusher's hand. She closed her eyes. "What made you conceive of the notion of making cheesecake using pussy juice instead of milk?" the happy barkeep/adviser asked. "Tasha and I were in the kitchenette, naked, and I was eating a little cheesecake a la fingers, and finger fucking my doll. I kept switching fingers, and inspiration hit. "The replicator happily produced liters from a sample of Tasha/s cum, and my cheesecake recipe was off and running. Just took a little work with the basic plain cheesecake recipe, and voila! "Pussy-flavored cheesecake!' "Hhmmm!" Ro leered. "Delicious!" --- The End