The BLTS Archive - Holographic Fun
by Quadrantje (quadrantje@hotmail.com)

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Published: 06-23-04

Updated: 06-23-04

Here's another busted fic by me. Again: J/C are having a
relationship, but don't want the crew to knew yet.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to 'Star Trek: Voyager'.
No infringement of copyright is intended.

Note: I think I'm getting addicted to writing these fics,
they're much fun to do and I get a lot of response on them!
Plus I don't have to worry about not knowing how to
continue, because it doesn't continue. I just have to come
up with new ideas every time, let's see how long I can keep
that up. Enjoy!

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"Alright, so what's this new holodeck program that you
wanted to show me, Helmboy?" B'Elanna asked as she walked
into Holodeck One with Tom.

"It shows what everyone likes to do the most," her husband
responded. "Computer, show what makes ensign Kim the
happiest." A holoimage of Harry playing his clarinet
appeared. "Okay, and how about... Tuvok? Computer, show
lieutenant Tuvok." The image of Harry disappeared and
instead Tuvok could now be seen playing kal-toh. "Funny, I
would have thought he liked to meditate the most. Well, what
do you think, B'El?"

"It's nice, but how do you do that?"

"When you're happy you produce certain hormones, so I just
programmed the computer to show us the moments when there
was the most of that hormone in someone's body."

"Great thinking. I guess sometimes it does pay off to have
some medical expertise," B'Elanna answered with a smile.
"Now, show Neelix."

"Computer, present Neelix." This time Neelix could be seen,
in his kitchen, cooking something that looked suspiciously
much like...

"Isn't that leola root? That's what he likes to do most?
Cook leola root? Oh brother, we'll never convince him to
cook something other than that," B'Elanna sighed unhappily.

"And how about Naomi? Computer, show Naomi." A holoimage of
Naomi hugging her mother appeared.

"That's sweet. And the Doctor? Probably singing one of those
awful operas."

"B'Elanna, the Doc's a hologram, he doesn't have any
hormones!"

"Oh, right. Then... the Captain. That's probably drinking
coffee."

"Yes, she almost makes it look like a religious ceremony!"
Tom grinned. "Computer, show Captain Janeway. I just hope
she doesn't run out of rations again because the last time
she couldn't get her coffee she-" He stopped mid-sentence as
he saw the holographic image. It wasn't of the Captain
drinking coffee; it was of her kissing Chakotay.

"Does this also show what they would like to do?" B'Elanna
asked in confusion.

"No, it has to have happened for the computer to be able to
read the amount of hormones. And I programmed it last week,
so it has to have happened in the past week!" The
Chief-Engineer and the Helmsman looked at each other in
shock for a few seconds before another grin appeared on
Paris' face, quickly matched by his wife's expression.

"Now we'll just have to catch them and we can earn a lot of
rations in the betting pool."

"I heard they were having their usual 'work' dinner
tonight." The only things that could be heard while the two
of them ran out of the holodeck were the words 'Computer,
locate Captain Janeway and Commander Chakotay.' Then the
holodeck doors closed, the sound of running people died away
and the holodeck was once again quiet, except for the sounds
of the holographic command pair kissing, as they had
forgotten to end the program.

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The End