The BLTS Archive - A Red Hot Commander
by Fizzbin (fizzbin2@att.net)

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Disclaimer: The Boys snuck out from under the watchful eyes of Viacom
because they wanted to have some fun.  They'll go home as soon as
they've had enough.  In the meantime, no infringement is intended.  I
own the work, but not the characters.  This is a PG-13 story that
implies m/m sex.  If you're under 18 or that shocks you, I'm certain
there is some place else you'd rather be.

Acknowledgements:  This is for Omega, who got me thinking Limericks.

Comments: This is an attempt to meet my own self-imposed challenge to
write a drabble composed of chained Limericks. There are four
strictly-formed Limericks of exactly 25 words each.  All the
hyphenated words have their own listing in the dictionary (MWCD10).
This was a lot easier than I thought it would be -- I expected to
spend a couple of days on it at least. I'd love to see someone else
take up the challenge and produce more Drabble Limericks.

In the group or in my mailbox, I *love* feedback!

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A red hot commander was Kirk,
Endearingly handsome -- no jerk,
And, ever so brave,
No fear made him cave,
So danger he never did shirk.

His XO's demeanor was grave
(Some thought him a cold-blooded knave);
That Vulcan, named Spock,
Was Kirk's constant rock
Through many a risky close shave.

Kirk's love life?
'Twas frankly a shock --
Ten floozies at every space dock!
He wasn't a prick;
Fleet's realpolitik
Made marriage somewhat of a crock.

But Spock did demolish that shtick,
Though chancing his captain would squick;
Seductively dressed,
His love he confessed.
Said Kirk, "Dearest friend, take me quick!"

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The End