The BLTS Archive - Never Been Kissed
by Fizzbin (fizzbin2@att.net)

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Archive: OK for ASC/EM(L) and BLTS others please ask.

Disclaimer: Yea, yea, and verily, Paramount and Viaborg doth own the
whole kit and kaboodle.  I don't have a claim to it and I certainly
don't intend to make a penny off of it.  So, dinna fash yersel!  This
is rated R for implied sex between two men.  If that's not yer cuppa,
piss off!

Comments: My second attempt at a drabble composed of four chained
Limericks, each with 25 words.

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"What, lad, have ye never been kissed?
Surreptitiously kept a tryst?"
At Spock's shaking head,
The Scotsman turned red,
"Good Heavens! Tha wonders ye've missed!"

"Unfortunately am I wed;
My wife is a bitch, it is said;
So, true, Engineer,
I am, as you fear,
That totally clueless in bed."

"Ye need lessons --
that fact is clear --
Ah'd be happy tae volunteer;
Yer my kinda guy
(Ah'm really quite bi);
Mayhap ye consider that queer?"

The Vulcan replied with a sigh,
His hand on the Engineer's thigh;
"I shall not scruple,
Make me your pupil."
Crooned Scotty, delighted, "Och, aye!"

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The End