The BLTS Archive - The Golden Motherland Charlene (charlene.vickers@gmail.com) --- Stephen's Color Challenges: It's Green, You look good in Red, and The Golden Rule Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. --- Garak frowned up at the impossibly tall, hauntingly dramatic statue. "It's green," he said, as his gaze traveled up the monument to the tip of the sword the woman was brandishing. Julian shot a glance at him out of the corner of his eye. "Such a subtle observation, Mr. Garak," he said dryly. "No wonder you were considered such a brilliant investigator." The Cardassian raised an eyeridge at him. "But it's called 'Golden Motherland'." "Mother Motherland," a man beside them corrected him. "Although it was once clad in copper, so it was golden once." "Forgive me," he said to the man, who was wearing what appeared to be a fur hat of all things. "Sometimes translations are inaccurate. When does it date from?" he asked Julian. "According to the brochure, it was originally created in ancient times, in the 20th century. It was a war memorial. It was reclad in copper about 200 years ago." He frowned at the Cyrillic text on the base of the memorial. "Copper is red, though, not really gold. I don't know which war she was created to memorialize, though." "The Great Patriotic War," a woman beside them said. "My father has an old photograph of her after her recladding. She looked good in red." "I'm certain she did," Julian murmured. "It's amazing what they could produce with the most simple tools. No wonder ancients believed in mysterious aliens; it'd be hard to believe that someone actually created this with nothing more than 20th century technology." Garak chuckled. "I don't know, Julian," he said as he took his arm and they began to move toward the interpretive center, "they created Las Vegas. And that odious Elvis Presley." "He's not odious!" Julian replied hotly. "He's a - a legend! And you'd better not say that in front of Chief O'Brien; he'll have your head!" "After what your best man had to say about Cardassian culture during the banquet," Garak muttered, "he can listen to my complaints. I thought humans tried to live by the Golden Rule. Do unto others and all that. Honestly, I would never have dreamed of denigrating this Presley fellow at their vow renewal; why did he have to insult the Enigma Tales at our wedding?" "That wasn't the worst thing he did," he grumbled. "Blue Christmas." Their eyes met. "I'm not certain," Garak said, "that he was impressed with Keiko telling him to 'shut his cake hole' during that rendition, although I must admit I did gain an added appreciation for Mrs. O'Brien's musical tastes." Julian grinned. "Keiko's a strong woman." "She'd have to be." --- The End