The BLTS Archive - Acronyms: ROFLMAO
by ~allie (lazydevil69@ntlworld.com)

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DISCLAIMER: if you saw it on tv it's not mine

Author's note: would the lurkers please stop prodding? Another little
bit of madness from me... :)

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She knew that laughing at the blonde wasn't the safest thing in the
world to do; she was after all the strongest person on the ship and
could easily overwhelm her in a physical altercation, but for Kahless
sake... this was hilarious.

They'd just completed the most vigorous, romantic, hedonistic bout of
love making either had ever encountered in their lives. For B'Elanna
that meant she'd never experienced anything like the bliss of making
love to Seven; nothing compared to that satin soft skin trembling
beneath her fingertips and cussing up an unexpected storm as she
probed virginal flesh with Klingon passion combined with human
tenderness for her first time.

For Seven it was the ultimate experience in overwhelming humanity, the
experience very firmly lodged in her eidetic mind playing on a
constant loop when suddenly the ex-Borg decided that she couldn't
function without having an ice-cold cup of mint chocolate chip ice
cream.

B'Elanna ran her hands across her ridges, desperately trying to keep
her expression neutral while gasping out loud, "You want what?"

"I doubt that your audio acuity has malfunctioned in the last 57.362
minutes, B'Elanna. I requested mint chocolate chip ice cream. I find
myself in dire need of nutritional supplements and want something
sweet. I want ice cream." She pouted in her best imitation of Naomi
Wildman when she wanted something from her mother.

"But Seven, not only do I have the major problem of not being able to
move at the moment... I also have the problem of not having enough
replicator rations to get you what you want. I lost most of my rations
to Tom with that frigging bet last week."

"Indeed? Well, we will remedy that at a later date." Seven lifted
herself from B'Elanna's embrace and climbed out of bed. Striding to
the replicator, she ordered two portions of mint  chocolate chip
ice-cream in her best Borg monotone.

B'Elanna was beside herself, laughing hysterically until she fell of
the bed. She could only think of one thing: "I am rolling on the floor
laughing my ass off."

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The End