The BLTS Archive - Acronyms: IMHO
by allie (lazydevil69@ntlworld.com)

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DISCLAIMER: oh this is getting boring... do i need to do
this?  ...okay *stop prodding, I get enough from the
lurkers* ... IF YOU SAW  ITON TV THEN IT'S NOT MINE...good
enough?

Author's note: By special request... you know who you are...
I don't need to out you...LOL

ps - - If yer blonde... laugh... cuz its's really meant as a
compliment... honest!

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"Okay, note to self, do not talk out loud at staff meetings!
There is absolutely no need for the senior staff to be privy
to your sex life! By Kahless' left big toe you have
completely lost it now."

Grumbling and cursing her way down the corridor to her
quarters she reiterated to herself her own stupidity, her
parentage and her perceived lack of colouring in her hair
follicles even if that was the only untrue statement in her
sentence. (Read: being blonde) She was a brunette; you just
couldn't deny that fact.

It had all started so well. The Captain had asked for a
briefing regarding the upgrade to the warp core manifold
they had been working on. If they were successful the
resultant increase in power would be almost seven percent
better than they could currently achieve. That was when the
trouble started...

"When the intake manifold shows that we are at 100% capacity
we will bring online the modifications we have made and
realign the grid to compensate..."Seven began her
explanation as B'Elanna tuned out her memory returning to
something much more pleasurable than Seven spouting
techno-jargon which no one but her actually understood.

She wandered in her mind back to the early morning wake up
call she'd gotten from her favourite ex-Borg which had begun
with a gentle caress and a resoundingly passionate kiss
which woke her from her slumbers.

Feeling the ghostly touch of a mesh-enhanced hand travelling
up her inner thigh and the gentle pressure of cherry
flavoured lips on her own she surfaced from Morpheous' realm
and partook of the pleasure presented to her. Returning the
kiss she gently ensconced her tongue in the hot haven of
sweetness and swirled for all she was worth.

Glancing up briefly she noticed that Seven was no closer to
finishing her report than she thought she might be. She
returned to her memory of that morning....

... As hands clasped her buttocks she whimpered, not very
Klingon but hey, who said she was the perfect Klingon. She
had NEEDS after all and Seven was playing her like a concert
violinist.

Glancing up again she noticed that Seven was retreating to
her seat having finished her dissertation of the
improvements to the warp core manifold. Grinning wildly
B'Elanna quipped, "You are so hot when you talk tech to
idiots that don't understand half of what you just said!"

As she stared at her girlfriend she became aware of the
startled gasps around the room. Cursing herself she
grimaced, "That really should have been In My Head Only!"

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The End