by Christine
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Archive: Sure, what the hell. Anywhere is fine, just let me know first so
I will know where to look for them.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns everything Trek. I own everything and everyone
I made up. <g> The Song "Livin' La Vida Loca" is by
Ricki Martin. Am I making money from this? What the hell are you smoking?!
Feedback: Yes! Oh God Yes!!
Author's Note: Umm? OK this is just something silly that came to me
one night. Please let me know how you liked it or didn't. I know
it's stupid but hey, what do I care.
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Having finally gotten off duty for the night, Ensign Harry Kim got off the
turbolift. He walked down the corridor towards his and Tom's quarters.
Getting closer to his destination, he heard what sounded like music coming
from their quarters. He stopped in front of the door. Harry strained to
hear the melody of the music, but couldn't decipher it.
Curiousity overwhelming him, Harry walked through the door. Upon entering,
the sight before him stopped him dead in his tracks. Tom was dancing
around the room in his underwear, using his toothbrush as a microphone.
Not noticing Harry had walked in, Tom continued his singing,
"She'll make you live her crazy life, but she'll take away
your pain, like a bullet to your brain."
Harry just stood there watching his lover unsuccessfully try to sing.
Using all his willpower to keep from bursting out in giggles, he continued
to watch Tom make an ass of himself.
"Upside Inside Out, she's livin' la vida loca, she'll
push and pull you down, livin' la vida loca"
As Tom turned towards the door to their quarters, he screamed his
startlement when he saw Harry. Clutching his chest, "Damn Harry, you
scared the shit out of me!"
At this Harry lost it, laughing so hard he thought he might pee on
himself. Tom gave him a dirty look and told the computer to stop the
music. Gathering himself up, Harry walked over to Tom, "Nice. You
have any other hidden talents I'm not aware of?"
"Oh har de har har. Don't you know it's not nice to sneak up
on a person like that?"
Harry gave his lover a tender kiss, "Sorry 'bout that, sweetie.
By the way, exactly what the hell was that you were gyrating to?"
"It's a song from the late 20th century called 'Livin' La
Vida Loca' by some guy named Ricki something," Tom replied.
Harry shook his head and headed towards the bedroom.
"I'll remember that. You coming to bed?" Harry asked giving
Tom a mischievous smile.
"Of course," replied Tom walking towards the bedroom. The door
closed behind him.
"Not again!!" was heard from behind the door along with some
upbeat music.
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