by Bingley
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Archiving: ASCEML & PKSP. Elsewhere, please ask me first. I'm unlikely to say no.

Feedback: gimme, gimme.

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Voyager and all who sail in her. This is just for fun, not to infringe upon their copyright or make a profit.

Note: Words between asterisks are spoken by the computer.

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"There's no such word, Harry."

"Computer, spell osculate."

*O-S-C-U-L-A-T-E*

"Computer, define osculate."

*Verb. To kiss.*

"Like this, Tom." <demonstrates>

"Like this, Harry?" <just checking>

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"There's no such word, Tom."

"Computer, spell fellate."

*F-E-L-L-A-T-E*

"Computer, define fellate."

* Verb. To stimulate the penis with the mouth.*

"Like this, Harry." <demonstrates>

"Like this, Tom?" <just checking>

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"There's no such word, Harry."

"Computer, spell cum"

*C-O-M-E*

"Computer, spellcheck C-U-M."

*C-U-M is correct.*

"Computer, define cum."

*Preposition. With*

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Stupid game."

<shrugs> "Your idea, Tom."

*20th and 21st century slang. Verb. To achieve male orgasm.*

"ohhhhhhhhhhhh"

"ahhhhhhhhhh"

"Good game, Tom."

"Good game, Harry."

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